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Last year ( 2000 ) was a particularly up and down year. The NASDAQ was down almost forty percent on the year, but the GOP was up to the task of blocking an effort by liberal Democrat socialists to install The Clown Prince of Gore as their next Mao Tse Tung ( Democrat Neroes Fiddle With Election Results While The Stock Market Burns! ( 11-14-2000 ) )? The RATS didn't get their Chairman or Kommissar, but in New York State they did get a First Lady ( and I use that term very extremely lightly ) Senator ( ditto ) in Mrs. Hillary ( Rotten? ) Clinton - Hillary Clinton = Mark Fuhrman?( 7-19-2000 ) - ( HEAVY LAUGHTER! )?
The longest serving United States Attorney General in history, Janet Reno, shakily turned out to actually be The Puppet of The Century? ( 6-23-2000 ); while free enterprise was stifled by the heavy hand of the so-called Department of (in)Justice, in the name of the most corrupt administration in history, which began to more closely resemble the old CCCP ( Lobby or Die? ( 4-9-2000 ) ).
American gun owners and Constitutional gun rights were still under ferocious assault by the forces of the LEFT ( The Disarming of America ( 3-20-2000 ) ) and they marched to their own twisted tune ( Million Mom Mush ( 5-19-2000 ) ).
The extreme liberal Hollywood establishment and news media went to great lengths in turning themselves into a National Socialist Democrat Party propaganda organ of which Josef Goebbels would have been proud ( (E)chelon of i(MM)oralit(Y) Awards? ( 9-11-2000 ) ) and even accused the Republican Party of engaging in The Left's own favorite tactic of ' the end justifies what ever means imaginable ', in Sublimate This! ( 9-21-2000 ), but my favorite new television program last year was the Phil Beck show, featured in: The New Dennis Fung(s)? ( 12-3-2000 ) , ( Exterminating The Rats? ( 12-3-2000 ) - from ' Is is really safe in here? ' ) and Two Strikes You're Out! ( 12-4-2000 ).
If you missed the humor of previous years, check some of them out: The Iraqi Wheel of Misfortune. ( 11-18-98 ), Bongo's Abridgement of The World's First Clintonspeak-English Dictionary *A-M* ( 2-22-99 ), and Bongo's Abridgement of The World's First Clintonspeak-English Dictionary *N-Z* ( 2-23-99 ) , spawned by The World's First Clintonspeak-English Dictionary available at: *Nuclear Reactions? 1999 Library* .
I believe the next century will lead to even more High Tech Equals Low Intellect? ( 1-22-2000 ) ) and to leave a lasting impression, I would like to say, " Globalize This! ( 6-26-2000 ) "!
I wish all the readers, and even the FLAMERS, a HAPPY NEW MILLENNIUM!
- Bongo ( Quack me up? )
Updated ( 1-2-2001 )
(c)2001 Bongo.