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If it's December 4, 2000, it must be Al getting gored day!
It is finally starting to look like the forces of evil in the Democrat Party trying to steal the 2000 election from the people of the United States have been stopped by the GOP, with the Republicans still remaining on the morally high ground. When the sore loser, Al Gore, took back his concession telephone call to the winner Bush and started the litigation and manufacture of votes for himself in Florida's heavily partisan liberal socialist Democrat districts, instead of doing the honorable thing and declaring Governor George W. Bush the president elect, I knew everything I had begun to loathe about the Democrat Party was true. As Gore dragged the American economy and people through a Kamikaze-like suicidal death dive, I realized that there is absolute truth and falsity, as well as good and bad. I could never go back to supporting the morally bankrupt DNC ever again!
Al Gore is now down to his last strike, having been dealt to big time defeats today in both federal and state courts.
FIRST, the Supreme Court of the United States vacated the artificial Florida Supreme Court deadline extension, or as I might describe it the usurpment of the Florida Secretary of State's authority or discretion, and remanded the case back to Florida ( to presumably give them a chance to come back to their senses? ).
On the media, A DIRTYcRAT by any age would be just as senile. Sheesh, wrinkled old liver spotted Howard Metzenbaum was trotted out to accuse, " The Republicans are trying to insure thousands of voters are disenfranchised ". The hand inside the Metzenbaum Puppet's head mouthed his lips to move/say, " Gore will win in Florida ". What? To their collective credit, not one television network stayed past these first two sentences/spinmeister bile!
James Baker was gratified, " This decision vacated the decision and remanded it back to the court on both the grounds we cited in our report ". He clarified, " Any further action will be subject to United States Supreme Court review ". Asked about a revision of the vote total to reflect the original actions of the Secretary of State, Baker replied, " If there is a new total ( vote ) it does not move down, it moves up; either way we are still ahead ".
SECOND, the Leon County Circuit Court of Judge N. Sander Sauls dropped the stink bomb on the Gore Campaign to make it smell a bit better. To Gore's election contest case, Judge Sauls simply said, " THERE IS NO EVIDENCE "! So, if you want to read the whole thing, go right ahead, but it was obvious to all that there was no grounds for a contest and if a contest was what the Gore Team wanted, they should have asked for a statewide recount, instead of waiting until the time for that had passed and acted like they wanted it, knowing they couldn't have it! Sauls ruled against absolutely everything. No runs, no hits, just errors by the Gore Campaign ( and I now use that term lightly? )!
Joe Klock, Mister Cool attorney for Katherine Harris, began, " The Secretary has been completely vindicated in my opinion ". To the question; how does it look for the plantiff, he replied, " Not good. He would have to argue that the law says every dimple must be counted "! He described Sauls as being a, " very thoughtful judge; he paid attention to the law ". Some media hack tried to get a partisan response but Klock admitted, " I am a Democrat ". In reference to partisanship and the media, he finished, " The Secretary doesn't have a horse in this race "!
David Boies was pimpled, reddened, boiled and wet, as he came to the microphone with only crow on his breath. Boies is a good little soldier with his duty to the DIRTYcRATS paramount over all else, so no humility would be present. He tremblingly but forced phoney arrogantly began repeating the old tired, ' Gore and DNC uber alles ', bile du'jour. He started, " We said from the beginning...blah, blah, blah, Florida Supreme Court...the right of citizens to have their ballots counted ". DON'T GO AWAY MAD; JUST GO AWAY!!!
Barry Richard had a news conference, beginning, " I vigorously disagreed with Mister Boies and Judge Sauls even hit one I didn't think of ". He wouldn't tell the media which one that was, but Sauls, " he based his findings on those of fact ". Phil Beck was in the background beaming as Richard finished, " The witnesses they put on failed to supply the evidence ".
Ben Ginsburg was a spokeman, though I would have perferred Beck, saying, " Whatever the number, Governor Bush and Dick Cheney have won the state of Florida ". He did have the line of the day as some lunatic media liberal screamed out about some number of uncounted votes somewhere, Ginsburg asked/said, " How many "? The screamer replied and Ginsburg lined, " If you know the exact number, haven't they been counted "!
Bill Kristol was a talking head someplace, saying, " The Congressional Democrats don't mind wounding Governor Bush for a while; it is no skin off their backs ".
On Fox with John " Is this an attempt by Mister Boies to whistle by the graveyard? " Gibson, Barry Richard said, " I have learned not to expect anything from a judge, but I certainly am pleased with it ( the ruling ) ". Richard finished strongly with, " You don't just start counting ballots when someone files a law suit "!
Democrat Representitive and House Minority Whip David Bonior had lots of sour grapes on his breath as he whined and whined, " We want to know why the votes aren't being counted "? BONIOR IS A TRUE DIRTYcRAT THROUGH AND THROUGH!
On MSNBC, Paul Begala said of Judge N. Sander Sauls verdict, " Man that was painful ".
Oliver North still had to correct the DIRTYcRATS, " Every ballot has been counted in Florida; some of them six times ".
Andrew Sullivan of the New Republic on will Al Gore concede had the runner-up line of the day, " You're going to have to pry Al Gore's cold dead fingers off of William Rehnquist's bible ". In the same tune he sang, " That observatory is looking more like a bunker every day "!
On Fox News Channel , RAT Representitive Brad Sherman made the set smell like Limburger, making want to puke to air it out, as he declared, " Take it to the Florida Supreme Court "? This maggot actually had the audacity to crawl, " We Democrats stand for democracy, for getting the ballots counted ". Oh man, he actually invoked, " Valley Forge ", just to illustrate how morally and ethically bankrupt his precious DNC demonstrably is!
Opposite the whining Sherman was GOP Representitive Lindsey Graham who said in response to Sherman doing the false patriot thing, " For Al Gore and Joe Lieberman to wrap themselves in the flag, it seems like a stretch ". On the endless Gore Campaign counting and litigation, he offered, " We had a ruling in Leon County, it was a slam dunk ". On Gore as a person, " Al Gore says all the right things, but he then does all the wrong things "!
Now we will all have to wait and see if the Florida Supreme Court is still hopping, though it did manage to hop itself into a soft warm pile the last time it took Mao Tse Boies' word on Chicago fastfood ( CHEESEBURGER, CHEESEBURGER, PEPSI, PEPSI )!
- Bongo ( Send flowers to Gore? )
Updated ( 12-4-2000 )
(c)2000 Bongo.