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Abaddon: You hope this isn't your eventual forwarding address.
Abdication: Resignation.
Absolute: What?
Absolution: What you want to get without confession.
Accusation: False if about you, but true if about one of your enemies.
Agatharchides: The site of your next real estate deal?
Alaska: Not far enough away for the smell to subside.
Alec Baldwin: Your other faithful dog.
Allege: Come in from out on a limb.
Alksnemoron: Not an oxymoron.
Aloneness: Before ' being and nothingness '?
Ararat: Still not far enough away for the smell to subside.
Arianna: ( v ) To come out of the closet. See ' Huffington '.
Autocatharsis: Monica Lewinsky's love letter collection.
Beslobber: To you, Monica Lewinsky's only bad quality?
Besmirch: 1) For you, to speak of another fondly. 2) Required prerequisite skill for your Whitehouse staff employment.
Blood-oath: Goes with blood money.
Butthead: See OIC Impeachment Referral " Narrative " Notes numbers 209 and 236.
Chamberlain, Neville: You admire his negotiation skills.
Chamberlain, Wilt: You admire his record with the women.
Chattle: ( n ) What you think the American people are to you, or ( v ) what Monica did with Linda.
Cigar holder: See OIC Impeachment Referral " Narrative " Note number 273.
Compromise: When your opponents cave in to your wishes.
Cruelty to animals: The tone of any DNC event where you make a speech?
Czar: One of your dream titles..." Czar Clinton ", sounds nice. See ' Tzar '.
Dark Side: You thought this was the most attractive ' side ' in the Star Wars motion picture series?
Dick Morris: Either your worst nightmare, or the best double agent of all time.
Draconian: Anything you can't twist to benefit yourself in a morally relativistic manner.
Ecological niche: " I was never alone "!
Enema: What your doctor keeps prescribing and you keep declining.
Fabian Society: Your home away from home, when in England.
Gabble: Your chief defense strategy.
Good: Bad or indifferent.
Grilled Cheese Sandwich: I won't touch this one.
Henry Kissinger: He reminds you of Sherman and the wayback machine.
Huffington: ( v ) To come out of the closet. See ' Arianna ' and ' Michael '.
Imperial Stormtroopers: First the Arkansas State Police and now the United States Secret Service?
Invisible man: Saddam Hussein.
Jack of all trades: Your philosophy of life.
Java: Fifty thousand dollars a cup!
K2: The size of your ego.
K9 Corps: The Democratic National Committee.
Kaczynski, Ted: The number one recipient of your Whitehouse/FBI files enemies mailing list?
Kafka: See ' Java '.
Lanny Davis: Your most loyal liar to date ( but also the most obvious ). A real personification of Pinnochio.
Laura Ingraham: You want this one bad, real bad. But you know you can't have her!
Left Wing Conspiracy: Reflections from the Whitehouse swimming pool.
Liar: What you turn loyal DNC members and/or Whitehouse political appointees into.
Lost Continent: North America?
Lunar Gravity: With this, you could really raise the hoop a bunch, for your DNC dogs to jump through.
Malevolent: Cocktail party?
Malfeasance: See ' misfeasance '.
Mammon: Manna.
Manchuria: Where you found your candidacy.
Manifest Destiny: Beijing?
Mantra: Exhortive and supportive chant from your DNC/Whitehouse minions. See: ' No controlling legal authority '.
Mars: I still smell it.
Marsupial: Got milk?
Maximes: What ever you say, Hillary.
May Day: A holiday that got new meaning for you, after your student visit to the CCCP.
Medical Records: 1) Confession. 2) Smoking gun. 3) Finally a decent explaination for your big red nose.
Melted Cheese Sandwich: I still won't touch this one.
MIRV: Betty Currie.
MIS: Obviously one of your honorary college degrees.
Misfeasance: Your oath of office. Janet Reno's personal oath to you?
Monroe Doctrine: I hear you knocking, but you can't come in.
Morality: Oath of allegiance to King William Jefferson Clinton.
Mouth Organ: Not Jane's Harmonica ( See Adult Version ).
- Bongo ( The E-mail adult version is here. )
Updated ( 2-22-99 )