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Bush gives full lewinsky to PLA?

( or; Da plane, da' plane, da' plane! )

The People's Republic of China returned our airmen/hostages last week after our President donned his knee pads and offered an apology to the forces of evil, only getting a promise of a meeting this week to discuss the situation. It's now April 19th, the 20th in Beijing, and the American delegation to Red China has gotten no satisfaction at all in negotiations with the communists; but what do you suspect after the People's Liberation Army ( Airforce ) has already gotten their rocks off!

The Reds refuse to even talk about returning our EP-3 Aries ( Orion ) aircraft, which is to be totally expected by anyone who has had contact with the arrogant totalitarian dictatorship there ( or even watched the nightly liberal news media for more than a decade ).

The REDS refuse to back down in their ascertion that our aging airliner and it's prop-jockey pilot were responsible for the so-called accident between it and a jet fighter flown by one of their ( no so ) hot pilots, which is supported by the fact that the Bush White House has apologized and possibly even accepted responsibility for the accident/incident, if you read the Chinese language version of the official United States letter of apology.

I can't believe I am writing this, but I wanted to wait until after our delegation went to Beijing,: GEORGE BUSH CAVED IN TO THE COMMIE RAT PUKES!

Reading the English language version of the American apology, it is quite easy to see that we did apologize fully for an incident which was wholely caused by the actions and/or orders of the criminal regime in Communist China and DID SO WITH OUR COLLECTIVE KNEE PADS FIRMLY ATTACHED ( made in China, ofcourse...like the new black berets for the U.S. Army ).

Just examine the empirically verifiable facts:

1) The Red Chinese got the P-3 aircraft intact ( whether forced down or not and whether the classfied materials and equipment were destroyed or not ), after attempting to purchase a similar one from Israel. I suppose the cost of one aging fighter and one pilot to an overpopulated Communist China is a bargain when compared to what the Israelis were considering as a price for the possible but failed sale?

2) The Red Chinese got to do the old water torture number on the crew for more than a week; depriving them of sleep and gathering who knows how much additional classified or otherwise useful data. It is always easier to ask questions than to read the manual; plus it is much more amusing to slap someone tied to a chair around, than to try to turn the pages of a pamphlet with black leather gloves on?

3) The Red Chinese got their so-called pound-of-flesh apology and were able to fully flaunt it before the international community, especially those countries in Asia, for a few days before there was any countering response by the United States. Now anything we say looks like just crying sour grapes?

4) The Red Chines have gotten us to stop all flights in the South China Sea area of international air space. The big question is whether or not this decades old route will ever open up again?

*Not so empirically verifiable is whether or not we will sell Taiwan, Aegis anti-aircraft system equipped, naval vessels, and if the sale or no-sale was influenced by the recent actions of the Red Chinese Commie Rats? Who knows; it may not be that great an idea to sell them those high tech ships anyway, as when the Reds eventually occupy the island democracy they will have full access to them and their technology?

*What is additionally unclear and unverifiable, is the amount of influence brought to bear on the President by businesses getting their products made in Red China, for him to give in to the rodents. Remember, these are the PINKOS who joined with Bill Clinton in passing or supporting MFN for Red China and other gems like NAFTA, GATT and the entrance for the PRC into the WTO ( See: Articles of Surrender to the People's Republic of China ( 5-24-2000 ) , Sleeping with the enemy? ( 9-19-2000 ) and Safe in Taiwan? ( 2-1-2000 ) )!

The Red Chinese got just what they wanted, the P-3 aircraft; but they also got some extras, with us admitting guilt to their blatant overt action of aerial piracy and our discontinuing routine flights in international air space in the South China Sea area. What is quite clear is that the Bush Administration blinked and the Red Chinese now have them ( us ) right where they want them ( us ), in a position of extreme weakness and contempt. Just look at how the COMMIE RATS ARE VOMITTING ALL OVER US IN SOUTH AMERICA!

WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THE MONROE DOCTRINE? The Monre Doctrine has been replaced with the BUSINESS AS USUAL DOCTRINE.

THE RED CHINESE DRAGON HAS BURNED THE AMERICAN PAPER TIGER ( or was it self-immolation? )!

- Bongo ( Better head than red? )


Opinions expressed here are those of the individuals themselves; and may not necessarily reflect those of BONGO'S FALLOUT SHELTER.

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Updated ( 4-19-2001 )
(c)2001 Bongo.

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