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RAT POISON

( or, A DIRTYcRAT LOSER BY ANY OTHER NAME WOULD STINK JUST AS BAD? )

While the questionably punched out chads build up on the floor in the concealed back rooms of Miami-Dade County, the Democrat hopes of an illegitimate victory for Al Gore over the unofficial President-elect George W. Bush continue to hinge on the efforts of diehard partisan poltical operatives from the organized crime controlled labor unions of Chicago and the trial lawyers doing their dirty, and possibly not so dirty, work. In this environment of Democrat lies, deceptions and voter fraud comes the DIRTYcRAT candidate for the office of vice president, Joseph Lieberman, to spread more dishonest liberal bile and propaganda over the Sunday talk shows like a Jewish ( and I use that term lightly ) version of Josef Goebbels.

On ' Eat The Mess '

Not unexpectedly, Democrat Senator Joseph Lieberman ( THE LIARMAN ) joined Tim Russert to try to put a positive spin on the election theft by the DIRTYcRATS currently going on in Florida. On the disallowing of military overseas absentee ballots in mass by the RATS IN FLORIDA and a memo from the DNC telling the morally bankrupt Democrat operatives exactly how to do it, which was sent to Florida polling place workers, Lieberman probably lied, " I have not read that memo, I saw it on the news yesterday ". I content that this was a scripted answer to a question he knew he would be getting in his walkabout this weekend! Though he claimed he hadn't seen it, he was willing to comment, " Apparently it is to set out the law...". Yeah right, and I didn't believe this lie either, " We would not tolerate a campaign aimed at invalidating the military ballots ". This was a hard lie for him to tell, as THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT THE MEMO WAS ALL ABOUT! Russert asked if he would personally have the RATS down there count them? He answered and passed the buck, like a good little RAT, " I don't know if I have that authority ". What a real piece of work this LeiberRAT is, as he continued to fib, " Every one of those officials wanted to count those on the letter of the law ". Russert picked up the pace uncharacteristically with the follow-up of, " Don't use the technicalities to knock them out "? Leiberman smiled like a DIRTYcRAT hiding his attempt to stop legal Bush votes from being counted even once. Russert finally asked if the Florida Supreme Court says no on Monday will you accept? Leiberman could only regurgitate the phoney offer from Al Gore Friday; though he did tell the truth with, " This is an open issue. All options are on the table ". He lied, " inaccurate or incomplete count ". This is Lieberblabber for LET US CONTINUE STUFFING THE BALLOT BOXES! Russert read a quote from Tom DeLay, someone who the DIRTYcRATS are anxious to get involved and blame it all on, as Newt Gingrich is gone, " They are trying to revers the fair election by any means possible. We are watching a theft in progress ". Lieberman could only fall back on DNC propaganda, " We are ahead in the popular vote ". Showing no shame, he invoked the old folks again, saying, " They didn't push the chad through...felt deceived by the ballot "? The only DECEPTION IS THAT OF THE DIRTYcRATS STEALING THE ELECTION. He had to state the obvious, " This is the closest election in our history ". Translated into plain English this means; the Democrats, through last minute dirty tricks, election day reporting fraud by the news media and attempted ballot box stuffing, have made this the closest election in our history. He then refused to recuse himself from a vote in the Senate if it came to casting a vote for himself. WHAT A RAT.

Bob Dole firmly gave this advice on the thrown out military ballots, " It would be appropriate for the Vice President and Senator Lieberman should issue a joint statement to have the military ballots counted ", though he did add, " There probably are some that should not be counted ". Russert asked if they should recount all counties? Dole returned with a criticism of the Democrats, " They picked heavily Democrat counties ", and an opinion to, " uphold the ruling by the circuit judge " ( to certify the votes already counted ). He opined clearly on the attempted FIXING OF THE BALLOT BY THE RATS, " If we follow the rule of law Bush wins. If we keep counting votes until Gore wins, the people won't stand for that ". He clarified, " The problem is that the Democrats control the machinery in those counties, so it is hard to get a fair count ". Russert hit him with the same quotes from Tom DeLay and Dole was quick to respond, " There is a perception that counting those three counties adds up to what DeLay said ". Dole finally quipped, " Is it too late to call for a recount, maybe I won "!

On ' Deface The Nation '

Lieberman continued his journey of evil by next defacing the nation in the RAT NEST OF BOB AND GLORIA. Gloria paraded her rat fur coat by THROWING ALL THE CHEESE ON THE GOP. Funny it is not the GOP asking for endless recounts in an effort to stuff the ballot box for their boy Gore? Leiberman lied, " We don't want a single vote that we don't deserve ". Once again, this is RAT TALK for, ' Let us continue stuffing the ballot box '.

Dick Thornburgh was there to keep the truth in the clear and asked the rhetorical question of the year, " Why are these recounts going forward in three heavily Democrat counties "? He, I believe correctly, predicted, " The American public has been very patient up until now, but they will lose this quickly if they see any more attempts to jigger the process ".

Former Democrat Senator Sam Nunn may have reconstructed some of his sanity, had no easy answer, " I don't have a simple and easy formula ". He did correctly point out, " The problem is the legitimacy of the President ". He did put on his RAT HAT with, " We have a recount authorized by Florida law with no standards ". The " with no standards ", may be he conscience trying to show through? He did opine via example; telling a story of a boy who ran into a flagpole at school. When the teacher asked for him not to cry; the boy replied, " Cry? I am going to sue "! See, even Nunn realizes that we can't let the ( commie? ) lawyers ( from the Chicago syndicate? ) decide who becomes our next head of state!

Howard Baker felt similiarly to Thornburgh, beginning, " People are sort of fed up with all this. If this goes on mucher longer the public is going to have serious doubts about what is going on "! This is right on; though the DIRTYcRATS would probably call it GOP talking points. At least, if this is a GOP talking point, the Republicans use different wording!

Still in his reality check mode, on stopping the selective recounting, Nunn came back, " People making mistakes on ballots is no excuse ".

Baker finished up, " In pursuit of their own ends, they may damage the country. This is idiocy. We have already gone too far "!

On ' The Weak Squeak '

Gagging on the triple dose of LIE, DENY AND STICK TO IT, Joseph Lieberman was spinning like a dradel!

RAT support/reporter, Linda Douglas sang for her Sunday brunch, " The people who threw those votes out were Republicans ". Huh? Is she insane? Not even the RAT SPINMEISTERS ARE CLAIMING THAT! No Republican would throw out the military vote, which is breaking at a two to one margin for Bush!

The Lieberman smirked, " Here we are at a test for our democracy. Florida, every vote there must be counted ". He repeated the same MANTRAS AND LIES; but in a more dry mouthed manner, he lied, " The decision to count was not made by the Democrats ". Oh man, what a mouth full of bull. THESE DIRTYcRATS ARE TRUELY SHAMELESS RODENTS!

Cokie Roberts, showing her DIRTYcRAT TEETH the entire hour in a DISPLAY OF EXTREME PARTISAN POLITICAL RANCOR I never have noticed from her before, interviewed Governor Marc Racicot of Montana, describing him in a mildly durogatory partisan manner. Racicot preached, " We warned that this whole process was going to lead to a tangled web; this is why we initaited the machine counting ". He is correct about this. The voting machines were instituted to stop the voter fraud which may seem extremely obvious to everyone right now. He described Florida law as, " Allows for a recount...if the system is not operating correctly...natural disaster ", for instance. He then held up a big bag of chad which Palm Beach RATS refused to pick up. I believe that if we want to get OJ trial anal about it, the Democrats should have to account from which individual ballot each one of those chads came from! His answer to what ifs, was, " It is difficult to hypothesize ".

Cokie had a RAT LOVEFEST with Senate Minority Leader Tom Daschle. Daschle scolded ( lied? ), " We've got to follow the rule of law ". He continued ( being careful to hide his growing nose from the video cameras? ), " We want the best most accurate result ". Oh man, how many times can they repeat that RAT MANTRA? He continued to repeat, " Don't put any judgement on the length of time ".

Cokie did not have too much fun with, Tennessee GOP United States Senator Fred Thompson, of the ' I told you so ' Senate Committee hearings on the Red Chinese influencing the 1996 election, described the Democrats as, " Insisting on hand counting ballots ad infinitum ". He proclaimed, " The dogs of war have been unleashed in Florida ". His answer to, ' If Bush finds himself behind after these hand counts are done, should he throw it in? ', was, " We have missed the opportunity for the rule of law; the deadline ( to legally turn in ballots ) has passed ". He went further, " Don't speculate on what might happen, concentrate on what is happening ". He was sarcastic, " They ( DIRTYcRATS ) want all the votes counted, like those of convicted felons "! Remember, thiry-two registered Democrats in Palm Beach County who filed absentee ballots ( How convenient for their illegal RAT plan? ) were found to be convicted felons who are not supposed to vote! Cokie tucked her RAT coat tightly, as she arguementively cut Thompson off and finally ended the interview when he started finally EXPOSING THE SPOILED RAT CHEESE!!!

IS COKIE ROBERTS RELATED TO CAROL ROBERTS ( Carol Roberts For President ( 11-13-2000 ) )?

RAT TABLE

George " It looks suspicious " Will, had the smarts to point out, " They took it ( the exact butterfly ballot model ) to a fourth grade class and they all got it right ". He later reported, " The AFL-CIO from Chicago has set up shop in a vacant Palm Beach Pay-Less Shoe store ". See, what I tell you, huh? The organized crime vermin have begun their infestation!

The other George ( Step-on-all-of-us ) whimpered, like he learned so well from being in front of Larry Klayman's video tape deposition cameras, " Recount every county or revote the state ". What a diehard DIRTYcRAT!

Sam Donaldson had the line of the day, with, " ASK NOT WHAT YOUR CHAD CAN DO FOR YOU, ASK WHAT YOUR CHAD CAN DO FOR YOUR COUNTRY ".

To end her hour long ratting, Cokie Roberts squealed, " Kommissar Harris ". I knew Cokie was a Democrat, but I hadn't realized she was a DIRTYcRAT.

It is being widely reported that GOP observers asked the Miami-Dade Canvassing Board to pick up the hundreds, possibly thousands of ballot chads littering the counting room, where no video cameras are monitoring. The Miami-Dade DIRTYcRATS refused to pick up the chads ( for fear of leaving fingerprints? ). Remember, this is the previous home county which the most corrupt Attorney General of the United States in history came from!

Faux News

Lieberman kept spreading his campaign lies like a virus, declaring, " I think this is an honest process and it is going very well ". Is this an insight into their possible ballot box stuffing campaign in Florida? Could all those chads in the Miami-Dade back room be real evidence of the old Democrat ballot box stuffing routine?

(DN)C-Span

Governor Marc Racicot accused, " Realizing they are not extracting the amount of votes needed to win, they change the procedures ". He hit the mantra of " dimpled ballots ", and accused or clarified further, " Change the rules to make additional Gore votes ".

Whatever the final outcome, I firmly believe the Democrats have shown the country their true nature in, THE END JUSTIFIES WHATEVER MEANS IMAGINABLE and the Republicans have stuck to the letter of the law. The problem is that IN ANY CLOSE ELECTION THE MAN WITH THE LEAD WANTS TO STOP COUNTING AND THE MAN BEHIND WANTS TO KEEP COUNTING AND COUNTING UNTIL FORCED TO STOP ( Though most Republicans have the personal decency to give up, while the morally relativistic Democrat keeps trying to CHANGE A LOSS INTO A VICTORY )!

- Bongo ( Fumigate the place? )


Opinions expressed here are those of the individuals themselves; and may not necessarily reflect those of BONGO'S FALLOUT SHELTER.

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Updated ( 11-19-2000 )
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