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Carol Roberts For President

( or, Look what the RAT dragged in at 2AM. )
( or, I guess we know why OJ moved to Palm Beach? )
( or, The County of OJ gives us the OJ Trial National Election! )

Sometime shortly after 2AM Sunday morning November, 12th the Democrat Party exposed itself for the embodiment of pure evil they truely are, in the person of Democrat Carol Roberts, billed as a Palm Beach County Official by CNN but actually just a bitter, tired, haggard old lady of the wicken witch variety and extremely rabid DNC attack dog breed. Eager to voice her own sad accomplishments in unseating some puny number of politicians of probably the GOP variety, though conservative for sure, I would assume; this proverbial bag of bones whined, screamed and squealed her way to intimidate the one and only voice of reason left in Palm Beach County, somewhat sanity retaining Democrat Judge Charles Burton and Jeb Bush appointee, to force a manual recount of the entire area of Palm Beach. All this was made possible by them finding ( creating? ) more votes, NINETEEN, for their boy Al Gore in a one percent canvassing ( ballot box stuffing session? ) of the four most intensely partisan DIRTYcRAT precincts ( In a shocker worthy of headline, they also found a half dozen votes for the socialist candidate? ). Two of the three all extremely partisan Democrat Party operative member Palm Beach County officials, women who resembled Karl Marx's and Leon Trotsky's mothers, sleepily though arrogantly and loudly voted for this one hundred percent hand count ( election theft? ) to commence on Monday morning. Very disturbing, though not approaching that of the sight and sound of Carol Roberts, was that the third member of the panel is the woman who created the infamous butterfly ballot, Theresa Lepore, billed as County Elections Supervisor, though I just call her THE MAGGOT WHO DESIGNED THE BUTTERFLY BALLOT. Lepore was the only one of the three who seemed rested and to know just exactly what she was doing!

IT WENT DOWN LIKE THIS.

Palm Beach County Officials Burton, Lepore, Roberts, Carrie Carpenter of the Florida Department of State and Jim Higgins of the GOP staggered sleepily out of the building, where they had just finished their latest series of recountings and started an official meeting, up to the assembled media and their microphones. Both Burton and Carpenter were falling asleep on their feet with Higgins not far behind and looking like someone would if they had just witnessed a day of DIRTYcRAT VOTE STEALING by the very officials who are supposed to control it ( The voting or the stuffing? Could you please be a little more specific? ). Roberts, looking like Mrs. Crabtree from the Little Rascals or at least the personification of every nasty old lady ( Bag Lady? Bag-of-votes Lady? ) you may have met in your life, marched up to the microphone tree and would not stop vomitting her bile. My initial reaction was; this woman should be taken to the nearest insane asylum immediately, or at least to a sanitarium, or better yet, a KENNEL. A slightly less excitable person near me described her as being like an extreme union organizer, saying she was, " a person who had an agenda and she was going to push it through no matter what ". Burton, a Democrat judge appointed by Jeb Bush and possibly a glimmer of sanity in a DNC, smell GOP blood in the water feeding frenzy mixed with their desperate ( and blatantly unfair if not obviously illegal ballot counting and stuffing? ) hopes that THEY CAN STEAL THE ELECTION FROM THE EVIL REPUBLICANS, kept trying to get her to sleep the night before making a rash decision, but she would have nothing to do with logic, RUNNING ON HER EMOTION AND INTENSE HATRED OF ALL THAT IS GOP. Lepore, seemingly trying to HELP HER BOY GORE ( and herself to some votes? ) as well as deflect the interest from her TOXIC RHETORIC and LAME BUTTERFLY BALLOT DESIGNED TO TRIGGER A HAND COUNT IN HER PRECIOUS PALM BEACH, was nodding off during ROBERTS RANTING AND RAVING. Both Carpenter and Higgings briefly got their chances to beg this LUNATIC LADY to reconsider her MOTION TO HAND COUNT THE ENTIRE COUNTY until the morning, persumably when clear heads could make a clear decision no matter which way the vote eventually fell. The WICKED WITCH WOULD NOT BE DENIED HER CHANCE AT MORE GOP MEAT. The two women voted to recount Palm Beach in it's entirety, while Burton seemed to vote nay, though he verbally said AYE, explaining that he voted that way because he thought they should seeked guidance from further up ( in the FLORIDA GORE VOTE FOOD CHAIN BUFFET? )!

Do you want to see the FACE OF PURE EVIL? This toxic old sour witch is the perfect representitive for an infinitely morally bankrupt, indecent, selfish, WIN AT ALL COSTS IMAGINABLE Democrat Party. She personifies the extremely evil nature of the HAMAS/HEZBOLLAH WING OF THE DIRTYcRAT PARTY hiding in the gutters of Palm Beach, Florida.

Possibly even more disturbing that this EXORCIST FODDER FROM PLANET PALM BEACH, is the way the LIBERAL NEWS MEDIA DNC/GORE SHEEP played this small woman as a heroine ( Heroin, they are on heroin? No it's martinis, man! ). Liberal news rags, like the Los Angeles Times from all the way across the continent, have touted her as altruistic, but ofcourse, WE ALL KNEW THEY WOULDN'T SEE the bitter old lady as she really is, as well as rely on the reporting of other left wingers to build their distorted version of that NODOZE POWERED DNC SLEEP DEPRIVATION FEST!

THIS EXTREME PARTISAN ONE PARTY SYSTEM VOTE CAN ONLY HASTEN OUR JOURNEY TOWARD WORLD SOCIALISM.

- Bongo ( Find your spine? )


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Updated ( 11-13-2000 )
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