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The White House Kennel Club, Round Two?

Bill Clinton has another press conference with his liberal propaganda spinmeisters.

After the last successful White House Kennel Club, " Wag The Dog " Show, where you needed a program to keep track of how many times the President lied through his teeth ( while biting his lip, ofcourse ), Bill Clinton decided it was time to practice his " lie, deny and stick to it " routine, one more time.

After a patronizing speech demonizing everyone who is non-DNC, from socialized education to socialized medicine and gun control advocates, he allowed his extreme far left-wing liberal news media robots to ask the questions he scripted for them, and practised the answers for, all morning.

The first tough question was on why NATO is letting the Albanians get away with ethnic cleansing in Kosovo against the innocent Serbian civilians still living there. Clinton ignored the obvious and whimpered, " I am not surprized, after what they have been through ". What a load of bullshit! It is like I have said all along. It is genocide to kill one Albanian, but it is just fine to kill all the innocent Serbian women and children you want, as long as you are one of Clinton's Albanian drug dealer friends. It all boils down to: kill a single Albanian and you pay the price as if you are a genocidal monster; but, kill a Serb and you get to loot his house and rape his wife, as a prize for helping NATO with it's job!

Helen Thomas then served up a bunch of softballs on subjects such as racial profiling. It was sickening and disgusting, as he came back time and again to Thomas for more gopher balls!

In a really disgraceful display of ignoring the question and changing the subject to what he wanted, he was asked about the Christopher Cox report on Red Chinese espionage and instead answered the question as if it had been asked about his obedience trained lapdog, Rudman's, pseudo spinmeister alternate feel-good report on why the espionage was everyone else's fault but his. It was sort of like Harry Truman's " the buck stops here ", in reverse! The professional liar Clinton, said, " There has been a twenty year problem ".

He continued his lie from the last White House Kennel Club meeting, by answering a question on his lying, with, " I have acknowledged that I used a poor word then ". In his phoney lying explanation, he used the word " specific " several times. Oh man, it's the old ' what's the meaning of the word is ' thing again. When are the people going to tire of hearing this poor excuse for a president lie over and over again, no matter how many times he bites his lip!

He viciously attacked Republicans with, " Especially the right wing, I have been accused of murder and all kinds of things ". This lying, villifying his oppponents, and avoidance of the issues, has become his infamous trademark of pure evil!

Later, he bit his lip and lied, " I tried so hard not to play politics after Littleton ". Sheesh, all you have to do is change anything this KING OF ALL PRESIDENTIAL LIARS says to it's opposite, and you have the truth!

Nobody had the guts to take him to task on the murderous, drug dealing, Kosovo Liberation Army war criminals from Albania, whom he has befriended. They allowed him to get away with only saying that the KLA ( UCK ) has agreed to " demilitarize ". There goes that parsing of words again!

The " Wag The Dog " Show from March, was better. See: The Whitehouse Kennel Club? ( 3-20-99 ) .

- Bongo ( Woof woof woof? )


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Updated ( 6-26-99 )
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