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Whoopee Cushion?

Whoopee Goldberg, looking like a beached whale, barfed her immoral buffoonary to the world on Oscar Sunday!

Making no bones about it, except the ones attached to Whoopee which you couldn't see through the suet, Goldberg used her time before and in between Oscar presentations, to lampoon everything that is decent from being faithful to a spouse to being conservative politically. Her overly vocal extremely left wing liberal Democrat colors were not just showing, but oozing all over the stage! It made me wonder, when Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn were shown to their seats rather late. Were they trying to avoid the degradathon offered up by Goldberg?

It was a disgrace to see her declare that the motion picture industry was the industry that not only embraced adultery but also publicized it and made it popular? I felt like I wanted to throw up. I wonder how many other viewers were turned off by this dispicable conduct, by the thoughtless and heartless Goldberg? The ratings for this years broadcast were pointedly down from those of last year. Fitting, actually, don't you think? I guess I wasn't the only person to stop watching them only to burn the video tape later ( to prevent contaminating the other tapes )!

I was all ready to really rip into the incredibly rude and unforgivable conduct of the hopelessly irrationally far left wing Whoopee Goldberg et al., but I just don't want to gratify any of it with specific mention. Let us just say that Whoopee made it abundantly clear just how far down in the gutter her invisible set of morals actually is! She left no doubt that she would support the Clinton/DNC/Whitehouse conspiracy, no matter where it would lead her!

A male so-called black comedian Oscar presenter, who will remain nameless here, had the audacity ( maybe more like the gall ) to refer to Elia Kazan in a joke as a dirty RAT. This led to an audible groan from the audience ( but probably an off-camera smirk from Whoopee ). You know, this kid didn't even look old enough to know who Elia Kazan really is? You liberal creeps are so busy buttering your bread, but you will eventually have to sleep in them!

I was wondering what was going to happen when they gave that lifetime achievement award to Kazan, as he was controversial. He had the guts to turn in communists during the so-called " Red Scare ". No matter how much these modern day cretins scream about who turned in who, or who was falsely accused; Kazan only turned in real communists and Alger Hiss has since been proven to have been a real Russia agent! Anyway, to the Oscar show Technical Director's credit, during the applause for Elia Kazan, they for the most part only showed the portion of the crowd standing up in an ovation ( not the spoil-sports sitting on their hands ). Good work, whoever you were!

That's enough, who needs the Oscars anyhow. Unless what I heard about Whoopee Goldberg was correct; that she was canned from the Oscar Master of Ceremonies job ( yeah, they'll probably get Alec Baldwin? )!

- Bongo ( Puke your left wing bile! )


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Updated ( 3-22-99 )
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