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Wag The Census?

First you had propaganda. Then you got pollaganda. Now you have the latest new fiction...

I filled out and sent in my census form on time...the first question that is!

The Constitution of the United States provides that a national census, consisting of a head-count, would be done every ten years to ascertain the correct number and locations of federal government representitives and their constituencies. As far back as 1998, the Democrats and the Clinton administration have been trying to subvert this count for their own purposes. One can only speculate on their final motives for this subversion, but doling out entitlements has already been mentioned.

The first thing that the minnions of the first philandering word parser-in-chief tried to do was replace an actual counting of individuals, as called for in the Constitution, with some hideous statistical probability estimation. See: Unsafe Census Nonsense. ( 8-27-98 ), for what I had to say then. Luckily, this flew like a lead balloon!

Now, the Clinton administration has replaced this statistical count with an intrusive long form which includes incredibly personal and private questions. I assume the government would claim that all the information was private, but look at the 900 F.B.I. files appropriated by the White House, wheren't they supposed to be private as well?

I have said this before, but it bears repeating:

I did briefly work for the census years ago, until I got tired of associating with all the double digit IQ droolers. It seemed at the time, and I have no reason to think that the situation has changed, that the qualifications for census taking employment were significantly less than those of a fast food drive-thru order taker ( as verbal skills were a non-issue ). I did see census employees filling out forms ficticiously and this bothered the heck out of me. The supervisors were more concerned with numbers of forms returned filled out and the length of time it took, than accuracy!

One can only imagine how creative these forms are going to be filled out by census workers eager to get time and numbers of forms filled bonuses and illegal aliens or the professional poor, eager to get their hands on more of our hard earned tax dollars, through increased entitlement spending ( not to mention gerrymandering of Congressional districts to benefit the morally bankrupt DNC? ).

Remember, the Constitution provides for a counting of numbers of individuals only!

- Bongo ( Count a few more sheep? )


Opinions expressed here are those of the individuals themselves; and may not necessarily reflect those of BONGO'S FALLOUT SHELTER.

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Updated ( 4-1-2000 )
(c)2000 Bongo.

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