The President's lawyers, past and present, are locked in a struggle to see who can sink to the lowest level.

Bennett gets some sleaze points for his imaginative personal attacks on ex-Whitehouse employees and Paula Jones.

Kendall gets some disbarment points for his dishonest hair splitting defense of Clinton's semantics, in his denial/admission of his sexual/but not sexual affair with Monica Lewinsky.

They both get slime points for their degrading ( to them ) personal attacks on Kenneth Starr. It's easy to score points on someone, who can't speak up for himself ( yet ).

Kendall gets the foot-in-mouth award, for his news conference response to the OIC Clinton Impeachment Referral before he had seen it.

Kendall gets the wagging " Bronze Bill Clinton Finger " award, for his, obviously scripted, Sunday talk show spinmeister( liar ) appearences. Did Bill Clinton's Hollywood buddies ( no offense to Labradors ) help Kendall with his nodding gestures?

Bennett and Kendall are ( limp ) neck and ( limp ) neck, as the race for the gutter gold continues!

Dishonorable mention: James Carville gets the evil henchman of the year award. He seems to be allergic to the truth?

This mockery of our justice system, must stop!

- Bongo ( The Johnnie Cockran Award, will go to the runner-up. )