How about going to Japan, where they refuse to really address their economic woes and have been the recent victims of North Korean symbolic aggression? No, he sends a half dozen bombers to Guam, instead; like that is some big show of force?

If he can't help the Middle East peace situation, and Netanyahu won't come to him; why not go to Isreal? Nope, he goes to Ireland. Just what does he think, that his untrustworthy self, visiting this hotbead of terrorism, is going to accomplish?

Pledge economic support for the Irish Republican Army?

Continental breakfast with Gerry Adams? Hasn't that guy been implicated in terrorist bombings in the past?

Buy a shillelagh to bash Ken Starr, some more?

I bet he spends more time playing golf at St. Andrews ( the birthplace of golf ), than confronting any real issues ( I don't mean to suggest, that the President's golf game is not a real important issue ).

Four!

- Bongo ( how many Mulligans? )