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Unlucky Spinmeister Sundae?

It was a week before Yugoslavian D(eadline)-Day, and all across the airwaves the NATO spinmeisters are declaring victory?

*The NATO Sunday morning propaganda began with Tim Russert ' eating ( Secretary of Hate Madeleine Albright )'s dress '. Russert was only slightly tugging on his White House leash, as he threw mostly softballs to the bellicose big belly-ed brontosaurus of buffoonery.

Albright was evasive and dim, in her avoidance of direct answers on the most simple of questions from the disarmament of the terrorist KLA ( UCK ) murderers to the approximate projected length of our occupation of Kosovo province. She was rightly distressed at the Russians beating NATO into Pristina and occupying the airport there. In reference to the Russian force in Kosovo, she whined that they must allow NATO to command them. I don't think so, man. She stressed that it is " very important to work out a deal to preserve the unity of command; they cannot have their own sector ". She continued to try to act the part of a tough talking diplomat unsuccessfully, by declaring that there will be " no partitioning of Kosovo ". She talked tough out of one side of her mouth with, " The KLA have said they will disarm "; but she did her learned Clinton word parsing routine, by adding the word " demilitarize ", in saying in her next breathe, " The KLA must demilitarize, they said they would ". This is the sickest thing anyone could think of for Kosovo! Leaving the organized criminal KLA with their machine guns to deal their heroin and murder innocent Serbian women and children who just happen to be in the way, is a complete disgrace and a war crime in spirit, if not in fact, in amongst itself. She tried to make up for her ambiguous talk with another gem, certain to exhort some groans from the Muslim terrorists in the audience, with, " We are not supporting Kosovo independence ". She did her little Russian appeasement thing, like Von Ribbontrop, saying, " Ivanov did a terrific job ". Yeah, sure, right, whatever. She continued, " We would welcome a democratic Serbia ". I wonder if this means she wants to figure out a way to get some campaign cash from Yugoslavia ( just kidding )? She did a little bit of transference, with, " It is inhumane when a country is run by someone who uses them ( the people ) as pawns ". Try applying that one to Clinton and his many ' wag the dog ' schemes, including bombing aspirin factories and possibly the entire Kosovo campaign, in attempts to rehabilitate his image for the history books! She then blatantly used the buzz words ( phrases ), " burn houses ", " rape people ", " slit their throats " and " so many horrors have taken place ". This seems more to accurately describe what the Muslim clerics did to the Orthodox Serbs in Bosnia and Kosovo, than any self defense the Serbs may be engaged in. Albright had to lie about the Red Chinese espionage to help her fearless leader's cover-up of quid pro quos with the People's Republic of China and the DNC, when asked when she first became aware of the problem, saying it was " early this year...I was not briefed ". Whatta' load of bull; she's a real piece of work, this Madeleine Albania!

Senator John McCain ( R ) was there to puff out his, Democrat in Republican clothing, hawkish chest with, " I said it was America's war; now it is America's victory ". He continued in his attempt to make political correctness points with, " It is a good outcome "? Funny, I don't think it is over yet. I mean, it has only just begun. He accused, " The Russians have ambitions in the Balkans...they cannot have a sector of their own ". He did finally admit, to his credit, " We are seeing another ethnic cleansing going on, as the Serbs leave Kosovo ". Huh? Isn't ethnic cleansing the reason Clinton used to get involved in Kosovo in the first place? He also admitted the danger of the KLA terrorists and their refusal to disarm, saying, " It is a serious problem ".

The show then degenerated into a mushy disgusting politically correct softball game as Russert, with his gun control lobby choke-chain in full view, addressed the issue with the likes of House Minority Leader Richard Gephardt ( D ). Finally, to his partial credit, he exchanged the stupid Hillary for Senator thing for the Governor George W. Bush for president chorus.

*Sam and Cokie were ' truely weak ' in joining the Clinton/Gore War marching and chowder society. After a report from Pristina, including one concerning an alleged ( good enough to convict Milosevic and the Serbs, but not the glorious organized criminal UCK? ) KLA attack on a innocent Serbian civilian refugee column, Jamie Shea, NATO Minister of Propaganda, was the honored guest. Shea was asked about the unexpected Russian advance to the Pristina airport and replied in his typical misleading, lying, patronizing manner, " We were surprised. It is good that they are so anxious to join us ". Come on man, I wasn't born yesterday and I read the news. In his own, Joseph Geobbels, NATO uber alles, attitude, he preached, " There may be two hundred Russian troops in Pristina, but there are nine thousand NATO troops in Kosovo ". He declared, " We are ahead of schedule...there will be NATO forces in every town and village ". He wouldn't address the disarmament of the KLA terrorists or their murdering of innocent Serbians, only saying, " We don't want reverse ethnic cleansing "? These NATO beasts refuse to look in the mirror and take responsibility for the civilians they have killed. This is not quite so un-understandable, when you look at the history of Clinton cronies passing the buck!

Tony Coelho, the DNC's version of Rudoph Hess in General Chairman of the Gore2000 campaign clothing, wanted to tell the people that " he ( Gore ) participated in the successes of the Clinton administration ". Hey man, what about the failings of health care and the campaign finance abuse crimes like his Buddhist temple fund raiser? Ckoie said that " there is a certain sense of Clinton fatigue ". To which Coelho replied with a rhetorical question, " Do we want to go back to the old days "? I say that if the " old days " means no more quid pro quos, no selfish selling out of our country and a return to morality, then I would rather see them come back, than another four years of the Clinton/Gore status quo!

*On ' disgracing the nation ', Gloria Borgia replaced Bob Schieffer for the day. With a spotlessly clean uniform and plenty of sickeningly sweet aftershave ( perfume ), the desk-job General, Wesley Clark, of the Arkansas National Guard/NATO, was questioned about the Russian involvement in Kosovo. He danced around the issue completely, only offering, " This is a political issue...we don't have a confrontation here ". He assured Borgia, " We have a very small number of Russian troops there ". Gloria asked, " You cannot go into the airport, right "? She got no answer except, " I can't speculate on their motives ", from Clark. He did a good job of not answering questions but mentioning all the Clinton/DNC/NATO/Whitehouse talking points fax memo mantras of " unified command " and he repeated " political issue " over and over again. He then volunteered, " The Serbs called me to complain we weren't moving in fast enough ". Yeah, because the KLA are murdering and ethnic cleansing innocent Serbian civilians.

They finished with the same politcal correctness from the gun control lobby that seems to be infecting the extreme left-wing knee-jerk liberal news media since the Columbine High School shootings. The gun control issue was thoroughly debunked by Representitive Asa Hutchinson ( R ) with an unbelievable attack by Representitive Carolynn McCarthy.

All in all a very sad day for the Sunday political shows...

- Bongo ( Put me out of my misery? )


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Updated ( 6-13-99 )
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