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Bongo's Thesaurus: A Synonym DNCtionary?

ALGORE n: android, drone, puppet, robot, Janet Reno, Dale Bumpers, Sidney Blumenthall.

BUDGET SURPLUS n: Swiss bank account, spend don't save, save some for me, see ' OMNIBUS BUDGET AGREEMENT '.

CAMPAIGN FINANCE REFORM n: remake money laundering network, raise limit, support but ignore, cement overshoes.

DONATION n: 10K minimum, fee, ticket for admittance, contribution, bribe, Chinese laundry, see ' BUDGET SURPLUS '.

IT'S pron ( OKAY TO ): use drugs, dodge the draft, cheat on your wife, have unprotected sex, committ perjury, suborn perjury, abuse political power, obstruct justice, lie in general, see ' PINNOCHIO '.

NO adv: controlling Budhist cellphone authority, see ' SERVICES '.

PINNOCHIO n: marionette, lie, woody, see ' ALGORE '.

RELATIVE n: truth, marriage, see ' SERVICE '.

SERVICES n: not sex, knee pads, rendered, bimbo, Whitehouse parking lot.

OMNIBUS BUDGET AGREEMENT n: don't read it...just sign here, see ' DONATION '.

SPEND v: other people's money, see ' TAX '.

TAX v: never met one I didn't like, see ' SPEND '.

VILLIAN n: convenient, victim, independant, counsel, star.

- Bongo ( No way man, you didn't get it. )


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Updated ( 1-23-99 )
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