Here we go, the Clinton administration has done it; it is sponsoring a " Little Albania " in every large U.S. city. The first plane-loads of third world dirt farming Kosovar Albanians arrived in Washington D.C. a day or two ago. You would have thought they would be subject to our immigration laws, but no. The Clinton administration is hungry for some ammunition in it's public relations campaign to legitimize the illegal undeclared Clinton/Gore War; so they will be allowed to advance to GO immediately ( and to begin to collect your hard earned tax dollars in the form of Welfare and Food Stamps ). Yes, they are being given a free pass to the United States.
Just to make sure the touchy-feely Clinton administration gets the most out of the situation, the wardens back in Albania are selecting many pregnant women for the trip to the promised land. These women will give birth in America, thus their children will automatically be United States citizens. This will allow the infant to bring it's entire family to the promised land as well? Ask yourself this question, " Do you want your tax dollars going to house and feed the dozens of single-digit-toothed peasant dirt farmers right here in America? " I think the majority of folks would not. I believe we should pay for what the Clinton ( NATO ) bombing has caused in Kosovo, but we should not relocate the peasant refugees to America, where they will be on Welfare for the rest of their lives.
Explain to me how a middle-aged, Albanian only speaking, farmer is going to find work in America? Open a government sponsored 7-11, in some " Little Albania " section of a large American city? Or, maybe the Clinton adminstration will award him a plot of government land confiscated from an American-born farmer because there were kangaroo rats living on the property ( obviously, the endangered specisis would be glad to sacrifice itself for the good of King Clinton )?
This sick sham of a media publicity stunt has begun and the talking heads are falling for it hook line and sinker. Lebibe Karaliju was the first lucky pregnant Albanian woman to give birth to her ' meal ticket ' in the United States. The child was born at Virtua-Memorial Hospital, Thursday, and he has already made a television appearence. This stuff is getting pretty thick, as the mother said ( through an interpretor ), " she says she wants to go back to her country once her country is in freedom ". The goo got even thicker when the father, twenty-eight year old FARMER Naim Karaliju added ( also through an interpretor ), " I'm very happy that my son was not born in the mountains somewhere ". Hey, I believe him, though this was so obviously all scripted and choreographed by the ' wag the dog ' Clinton spinmeister machine. I mean, does anyone really believe this load of crap? This kid is going nowhere, the American media has begun to call the infant a " celebrity " and the mother and father will soon be seeing dollar signs in their heads ( if they haven't already )?
It gets piled way higher and deeper when the reporters begin to chorus that an additional four hundred refugees were expected to arrive at Fort Dix today. In all, the " resettlement " effort was expected to bring twenty thousand non-English speaking refugees to the United States from the Balkans. I feel like I am going to puke.
Two refugees were hand picked by the White House to continue their propaganda campaign. Teenager, Albert Kasumaj, said he and his family were given a choice by Serb soldiers to pack their bags and get out of their home in five minutes or be shot. Yeah right, though he did plead, " It was terrible. You cannot imagine. You cannot feel that fear. " Next came Mirsade Bejiqui, a young woman, who said she spent four days in a refugee camp and one hundred people around her died during that short time. I would ask whether or not the NATO bombing will get credit for those one hundred deaths, or the imaginary genocidal conduct of the Serbian troops and police? She crooned that she felt " born again " now that she has arrived in the United States ( this is one refugee who will not be going back to Albania or Yugoslavia's Kosovo province any time soon ). She continued her obviously heavily coached interview with, " It was terrible; it was a nightmare ". Oh please, spare me this drivvle.
Lastly, these refugees carry the diseases of the third world. We can expect a new round of diseases to break out soon, as they have not obliterated many of the killer bugs we in America did decades ago. Can you spell T-U-B-E-R-C-U-L-O-S-I-S? I knew you could.
I didn't start this undeclared illegal Madeleine Albright contrived, Clinton/Gore War. I don't think we have one iota of national interest in helping Albania annex the Kosovo province from Yugoslavia. This is either a war between Albania and Yugoslavia, or a Yugoslavian civil war. Either way, we should have kept our ( NATO's ) noses the heck out of a sovereign country's own internal affairs. On the other hand, we as Americans are responsible for what our beloved fearless leader orders our military to do, so we must rebuild the damage we have done in bombing Yugoslavia and care for the displaced persons. I do firmly believe that this should not include bringing the Kosovar dirt farmers to America, to live off U.S. taxpayer provided welfare for the rest of their lives, and eventually bring their dozens of non-English speaking and uneducated family members here as well!
- Bongo ( Got a quarter? )