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Thank you, Mr. President.

Clinton helps the country lose trillions of dollars!

I have personally lost thousands in the last two weeks since Slick Willie's non-apology-attack speech. I have now lost more money, than I have made, collectively, this year. Many more people have probably been completely wiped out. Christmas won't be looking too good, this year. Thank you very much, Mister President!

If Clinton takes the credit for the supposedly good economy, then he must also take the blame when the house of cards begins to fall apart. And it is crumbling!

Clinton receives and signs a balanced budget from the Republican controlled Congress. The stock market grows.

Clinton then calls for new " I never met an entitlement I didn't like, tax and spend liberal Democrat " expenses and vetoes further Republican program cuts. The market growth slows a bit, but continues

Clinton stands up in front of the American public and lies through his teeth, in a choreographed speech about his sexual perversion with Monica Lewinsky. The stock market loses 508 points ( third largest loss in history ).

Clinton heats up the " Carville war " on his enemies, who just happen to be telling the truth ( after his own admission ). The stock market has extremely minor growth, up from it's plunge in January.

Clinton is forced to testify in front of the Grand Jury ( everyone remembers that he was served with a subpoena and that he wouldn't have done it, without being served ) " voluntarily " and makes his attack-slime speech of August 17th on national television. The market begins its plunge, 100+ point losses, here and there.

Clinton attacks supposed terrorist targets with cruise missiles, ala' " Wag The Dog " and starts to make mushy speeches in front of partisan Democratic crowds. The stock market begins its kamikaze like dive, with a 300+ point drop in one day!

Clinton's precious International Monetary Fund flushes 5 billion American dollars down the Russian toilet, and he leaves for Russia, as the stock market begins a steep nose-dive. The stock market has its second largest crash in history, with a loss of 512+ points, with other American markets following with their own record losses.

How many older folks ( or anyone, for that matter ) have been completely devastated by Clinton's failed policy attempts, and the economic ruin that has followed them? One can only imagine how much worse this would have been, had there been a Democratically controlled tax and spend Congress, to go along with Clinton's total lack of leadership and credibility!

Al, this country is not a " better place for me to be, because of President Clinton's policies ", in any way, shape, or form! I mean, I just can't think of one thing...not one.

- Bongo ( get out the knee pads... )


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Updated ( 9-1-98 )
(c)1998 Bongo.