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Thankgiving Kangaroos

( or, The Florida Supreme Court accepts more Al Gore toilet paper on Thanksgiving? )

It is November 23rd, Thanksgiving Day and the big question is; when will Al Gore just let go? He has lost this election twice; once on election night by almost two thousand votes and a second time, after a legal recount, by almost one thousand votes, even with many manufactured Gore votes counted and allowed!

From the rat cage in Florida comes Craig Waters, spokesperson for the Florida Supreme Kangaroo Court, up to the now familiar microphone stand. He had said good bye to the media the other night, saying he was going out of town for the holidays. Oh well, what a puny plan; I hope he is a Democrat!

Now we find out that the DIRTYcRATS have tried to poison our Thanksgving turkey with more filthy partisan Democrat rhetoric, designed to keep hope alive that they can still steal the election for their BOYGORE. They had the audacity to try a second time to compell Miami-Dade to keep counting ( stuffing ballots? ) after they voted yesterday morning to cease and desist their blatantly unfair and possibly not to easily proven criminal conduct, before it reached the prosecutable level of corruption and not just provable error and mischief. Only the Miami-Dade Democrats have come to their senses and realized that the Gore Campaign has lost and is trying to steal the election through blatant criminal means!

THIS FLORIDA KANGAROO SUPREME COURT WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY AS THE MOST CORRUPT JUDICIAL BODY IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES!

The Florida Supreme Court is in bed with organized crime and the corrupt labor unions in it's association with the DIRTYcRATS Al Gore and the Bill Daley MAGGOT!

It is being reported, but I have not had a chance to verify, that the Illinois election law decision ( isn't that an oxymoron? ) which Gore Campaign lead attorney Boies ( crooked lawyer? ) used to file the brief, was actually a decision against the counting of dimpled or non-punched ballots. This is the direct opposite of what he argued. If this turns out to be true; THE GORE LAWYERS AND THE FLORIDA SUPREME KANGAROO COURT MAY HAVE COMMITTED A FRAUD UPON THE PEOPLE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, and not just practising the corruption and partisan politics over justice, they have so obviously exhibited so far!

I almost find myself hoping this added deep level of corruption is not true, as it escalates this whole mess to a higher ( lower? ) level!

- Bongo ( Check the judge's pouch for blank ballots? )


Opinions expressed here are those of the individuals themselves; and may not necessarily reflect those of BONGO'S FALLOUT SHELTER.

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Updated ( 11-23-2000 )
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