" Teflon " implies a clean non-stick surface. Some believe this accurately describes President Bill Clinton, because you can't seem to see anything stick to him.

I believe that everything is sticking to him; but he is so filthy already, that you can't see the new dirt.

Whether or not Clinton is eventually impeached, his Presidency will be forever soiled by his self-centered pursuit of power, money, and sexual gratification. This is all done at the expense of the American people, including his own family and friends. He has brought shame upon the office of the Presidency and the death of moral decency in his own beloved cash cow, the DNC.

All you need to do to realize how unclean this President has become, is watch his squirming, lying testimony before the Grand Jury of August 17, 1998. You can call it hair splitting or mincing words; I call it blatantly lying through his teeth. Ask yourself this; would an innocent man have to play that fast and loose with the truth? I think not.

Even if you throw all concerns of morality out the window, we are still left with a President as dirty as Monica Lewinsky's blue dress. If you are going to pity anyone; pity the long line of women that Bill Clinton has left, to wash their mouths out!

The non-stick surface has been burned off by years of greed, abuse of power, and sick sexual escapades!

- Bongo ( no need for a spatula...bring a shovel )