Bill taught us about Douglas MacArthur's, " Duty, Honor, and Country ".

It is your DUTY, to HONOR all your campaign contribution donors, by selling out the COUNTRY to repay them.

Bill taught sexual education.

Oral sex, is not legally SEX. All you future prostitutes out there remember that defense, when you get busted and have go to court.

Bill taught business administration.

When it is your own ADMINISTRATION in power, you can give the country, the BUSINESS. Additionally, if you personally need some extra bucks, its a great idea to rent out a room in your house ( you can get higher rent money, if you name the room after a famous person; like after a famous President, for instance ).

Bill taught political science and salemanship.

His axiom was: lie, deny, and stick to it.

Bill also taught ethics.

It is okay to lie; as long as you lie to everyone, and have a sleazy millionaire, Hollywood producer type choreograph it for you.

Bill filled in for Webb Hubbel, as physical education instructor.

Jogging is great exercise, but make sure there are many convenient bushes to hide in, along your route. He was going to teach a class in body surfing, but he got too busy rubbing sun tan oil on the female students.

Bill also substituted for Pee Wee Herman as shop class instructor.

What to do with your " woodie ".

Hillary taught home economics.

How to " cook " the books.

Hillary taught social studies.

Fabian socialism is the best world government. She even authored the text book, " It Takes A Village ". Bill gave an extra credit lab class, on Quigley's concepts.

Roger taught police science.

He had evading the authorities down to a science. Please bring: a mirror, a razor blade, and lots of kleenex to class.

- Bongo ( It does not take a " village ". )