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White House Press Secretary ( and chief liar ) Joe Lockhart ( as Shemp ) introduced Clinton's chief stooge and nominee for bag lady of the year, Madeleine " Albania " Albright.
I attempted to count the number of chins on Madame Albright's ( as Curly Joe ) grotesque neck, as she waddled her way to the microphone. Amongst other things, the pathetic old lady Secretary of Defense had this to say. Not happy with bombing the heck out of Yugoslavia, including the deaths of hundreds of innocent helpless civilians, she seemed to be glad to get the chance to " deny Milosevic the ability to wage war on his own people through an oil embargo ". Okay, so now that the bombing hasn't worked, they are going to blockade the ports of the sovereign nation of Yugoslavia? She continued to echo the ( wonderful? ) new mission of NATO as a pawn for Clinton's perverse personal policies ( war ) of social reform ( one world goverment ), as the world's policeman, with Clinton as it's Chief of Police ofcourse, in pursuing concerns way out of the bounds of it's original and purely defensive charter. She said, " In Kosovo, we are responding to a post Cold War instability ". Funny, I thought the United Nations was there for things like that? I guess they, at the U.N., finally quit falling for Clinton's selfish ' wag the dog ' endeavors.
Albright uncoordinatedly introduced William " Conehead " Cohen ( as Larry ). Cohen, with the maximum amount of starch in his collar to hold up his non-spinal supported head, didn't have much new or entertaining to stay. He managed to regurgitate all the old Clinton administration lies that exaggerate the importance of the Kosovo province to the whole of Europe, characterizing the situation in Kosovo as " ethnic instability that threatens the alliance ( NATO? ) ". I think they have tried to milk that cow enough to realize that it isn't going to be giving any milk in the near future. Anyone with half a brain knows that Kosovo was not a threat to NATO in any way shape or form. Cohen announced Sandy " Cheese " Berger ( an overly inflated Moe ).
The Fatburger actually pontificated the most, having perfectly cleaned teeth and nice tender floppy jowels. On the Clinton/Gore War he said, " The economic and military pressure will continue to mount until our conditions are met ". Man, these Clinton administration geeks are really into making ultimatums, while the bombs are raining down on their ( not mine ) perceived enemies. He continued to spew the Clinton image rehabilitation bile, with NATO as his new obedience trained dog, saying " Kosovo is an example of the challenges to NATO that go beyond it's borders ". This is really morally wrong, the NATO alliance is defensive in nature and they should leave the global policeman thing to the United Nations. Oh, but that's right, the U.N. quit going along with Clinton's selfish personal schemes ( and got Libya to cough up the Pan Am flight 103 alleged terrorist bombers for trial without Clinton's help ). Dripping grease, Fatburger continued to exude unhealthy bi-products, saying " NATO must continue to work with Russia "? Wait a minute, NATO working with Russia? Oh, I guess Fatburger's idea of working with someone, consists of reading them the riot act and/or ordering them what to say or do.
Fatburger described the first day of NATO's fiftieth anniversery gala in Washington, " the summit will open with a conference of leaders ". Sounds more like an excercise period of death row inmates at the local penitentiary? He continued with what would come next on the schedule as, a " public signing ceremony of the Washington Declaration " to make " a clear statement of NATO's vision for the future ". Didn't he mean to say ' Clinton's view of NATO's future '? Wow man, Big Brother NATO is watching? I bet the, much neglected of late, NATO countries are just beaming at the way the United States military has offered up itself to pay their bills for a more high visibility and intrusive European Union ( of American puppets? ).
Larry, Moe and Curly Joe then offered themselves up to the obedience trained White House press ( corpse ) to be spoon fed some softball questions. Sadly, Larry didn't get any questions of note. Shemp was busy practicing his lies for his next scheduled appearence.
Albright, responding to a buffet-like question, said, " We are not going to negotiate with him ( Milosevic ) ". What a piece of work Bill Clinton appointed to conduct and create his foreign policy. She is a bitter old woman and seeks to get some twisted form of revenge for her suffering fifty years ago, by causing the innocent Serbian people to suffer and act out her personal fantasy of being the glorious ' Wicked Witch of The West '. She described her holy war as for, " the future of the Balkans and what it will look like ". Oh man, I hope she isn't trying to model it after her own hideous image! She reinterated her psychotic policy of non-negotiation with, " the end will come not with negotiation, but acceptance ". Sheesh, this is the stuff world wars are made of. These Clinton cronies have fed off his megalomaniacal mind and are arrogantly serving it up to the unsuspecting world!
Berger responded to some cushy questions with, " I am confident that NATO can, must, achieve it's objectives ". He was asked about NATO airstrikes causing the flood of refugees and he lied back to the questioner, " What has destabilized the region is Milosevic's ethnic cleansing ". Okay, so maybe this is up to one's own interpretation; but when the Serbs had been ethnically cleansed from Bosnia and Croatia in the millions, nobody in the Clinton administration seemed to notice. When it was Serbians being collected, forced to dig their own graves and then shot in the head; the holier than thou Clinton administration still didn't notice that the Muslims were up to their old Nazi SS World War II genocidal tricks again.
This is sick media manipulation. The next thing to look for, would be NATO ( Clinton ) attempting to stage a phoney Serbian incident of invading a neighboring country, ala' the Gleiwitz radio station attack drama on August 31, 1939.
Look man, I just want to know one thing. In this new world order just who is going to be the world's policeman, NATO or the UN?
- Bongo ( Throw a pie in my face? )
