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Sunday Snortfest?

The media bull was running, or was it their noses?

The liberal news media is truely showing it's extreme left wing, near-socialist, colors in keeping their non-fact based favorite story alive; ' Has George Bush used cocaine and why won't he address the issue to their complete satisfaction '. The robotic mainstream knee jerk media folks, who refuse to abandon their fearless leader, Bill Clinton's leash law, are doing the Great American Dictator's bidding in ruthlessly keeping up their fictitious pseudo news coverage of a purely Democrat concocted non-issue? The Republicans just wouldn't get vicious enough and down into the gutter, the way a liberal Democrat reporter can when he or she smells a conservative's blood in the water, so the media in mass has decided to chum the waters a bit themselves!

*Brian Williams was substituting for Tim Russert, so I decided to watch and see whether or not he would ' eat the guest ', or be ' fleetingly depressed '? It turned out to be more of an egregious mess, with the majority of the commentary being devoted to the liberal's favorite subject of the week; the completely non-factual based, unfounded and unproven charges that Governor George W. Bush may have used cocaine over a quarter of a century ago and his refusal to completely answer all the questions or allegations their puny little liberal Democrat minds could think up.

Representitive John Kasich ( R ) got to run his mouth a bunch ( I usually like what he has to say, but the Williams Beast kept the subject on GWB instead of the GNP? ). He began, " I think George Bush is trying to set a precedent. He is saying enough is enough ". Williams presssed him on whether or not he thought the ' cocaine ' question was a legitimate one; and to his ( Williams' ) credit he did point out that there has been no person coming forward or shred of evidence to indicate that Bush had used cocaine, saying " This is a story not built on any facts ". This caused Kasich to respond with, " This is about the national right to privacy...I don't think it is relavent if he has overcome something in the past ". He echoed Williams with, " There is no evidence...everyone keeps pounding on him to see what he did twenty-five years ago ". He ended with a testimonial on the fickle nature of the liberal news media with this rhetorical question, " Are they as concerned with finding the truth as they are with their ratings "?

Former Representitive and candidate for VPOTUS, Geraldine Ferraro ( D ), showed her partisan Democrat attack dog clothes have not faded, with a disgusting performance, including, " Whether or not he has committed a crime, that is the issue ". She continued to show how much more vicious the Democrats are than the Republicans by whinning, as she smiled like a reptile, " This is a crime "? Huh? Has there even been an allegation made? The answer is no. I suggest she ask Teddy Kennedy for a urine sample!

Governor Gary Johnson ( R ) of New Mexico, who admitted he had used cocaine earlier in his life during his campaign for governor, boldly suggested, " Anything that can be revealed, reveal it ". I noticed that they couldn't find any liberals who came forward and admitted they did drugs on national television, lately. I guess this means that they don't have the guts? Anyhow, Johnson got to comment, " I think the war on drugs is a real failure ".

Senator Orrin Hatch ( R ), a late declared Republican candidate for president in 2000 opined, on the Bush answer ofcourse, " People like principled positions...the problem is the way it has been handled ". He said the public just wants to know, " Are the candidates telling the truth ". He ended with, " I am tired of a White House that spins everything to death "!

Alan Keyes, radio talkshow host and Republican candidiate for POTUS, was featured briefly and summed up the whole thing with, " We are in the midst of a great moral crisis in this country ".

*The ' weak squeaked like geeks ', as they debated the debushery of Mrs. Roberts' first name.

Governor Frank Keating ( R ) of Oklahoma said, " I don't care what he did in his twenties...the issue is over ". Dan Quayle, former VPOTUS under Papa George Bush and Republican semi-candidate for the Presidency in 2000, thought we should, " get on with the real campaign ". Okay man, but this is really what the Democrats want the " real " campaign to be all about. No amount of common sense and/or intellectual honesty will get in the way of the liberal news media, as they smell another Republican President coming to beat up on. They are hoping to work out all their pent up aggressions, after years of paying homage to their great living God Pharoah Bill Clinton.

Have you noticed how the liberal media talking head types are going out of their way to associate Governor George Bush with President Bill Clinton? They are trying to distance Al Gore as far as possible from their precious first philanderer word-parser-and-chief, as they know the Democrats are facing a massive voter backlash over the complete lack of morality of the current resident(s) of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, who just happen to be Democrats and both of them poster children for sexual depravity and the old adage of " lie, deny and stick to it ".

- Bongo ( Got a kleenex?


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Updated ( 8-22-99 )
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