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Democrat Smut-mongering Must End!

The pornographic defense of Bill Clinton rates a brown paper wrapper!

The Whitehouse has no defense on the facts; so their defense of Bill Clinton consists of relying on partisan Democrats to vote along party lines, no matter what the evidence, and ' wag the dog ' media manipulation to keep the appearence of positive public approval ratings in the polls.

Taking a page from Whitehouse Press Secretary Joe Lockhart's book of lies, Larry Flynt and the CNBC-MSNBC symbiot laid a rather large egg on the ' Groomaldo ' amateur hour last night. After advertising the next show as something to this effect, ' see Larry Flynt dig up dirt on Republicans ', Flynt only managed to make himself look like a complete idiot. Groomaldo prefaced the segment with an announcement that Bob Barr did nothing illegal, while Larry Flynt began with ' Bob Barr lied under oath in this deposition '. The truth was that Bob Barr and his future wife both plead the equivalent of the Fifth Amendment in a dozen plus years old divorce deposition. Interestingly, if Bill Clinton would have of done the same thing in the Paula Jones lawsuit, there would most likely be no impeachment trial proceedings in the Senate right now?

Anyhow, Flynt was the one who lied, not Barr. Groomaldo didn't even try to suggest there was a correlation between lying under oath and taking the Fifth Amendment, but looked uneasy with Flynt ( to Groomaldo's credit, I must add ). The segment didn't last long and the reporters who had gathered back stage to see more, began to file out of the room before Flynt finished. Mercifully for me, as the strength of the headache I get from watching Groomaldo goes up exponentially with every minute the television remains on the channel! This blatantly obvious DNC orchestrated campaign of sexual smut-mongering by the likes of a disgusting degenerate pornographer, fell flat into the mud it tried to rear it's ugly head originally from!

" When General Carville declared war on the president's enemies, private Flynt enlisted '', said Jim Nicholson of the RNC reportedly. Private Flynt did get one Republican, Bob Livingston. Flynt has now managed to turn himself into a Kamikaze pilot as he goes down the smokestack of his own sick sexual inuendo ridden fantasy life, that never plays out to be what has been advertised!

Just ten years ago, a disgusting little toad like Larry Flynt would have been given no media time what so ever. This legitimization of a female degrading pornographer by the mainstream media, is a by-product of the perverted first philanderer living in DC. Just because Clinton's lies before the criminal and civil judicial system and subversion of same, were concerning a sexual harassment based lawsuit, it makes the sex lives of everybody else fair game? No. But the Democrats relying on sexual dirt to defer witnesses and prosecutors alike, just about says it all on how low a political party can go to defend the deviant conduct of it's leadership!

So the attack the messenger thing didn't work so well last night, look for the ' USAF wag the dog show ' to attack Iraq tomorrow morning as the House managers begin to make their case!

- Bongo ( It may actually be a double bagger? )


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Updated ( 1-13-99 )
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