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FROM: spam@spam.spam
DATE: 01 Apr 01 1:01:01 PM
SUBJECT: Have sex with dead people.
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Because you have recently died, OR you know someone who recently died, OR we are planning on killing you, we thought you might be interested in our perfectly legal course material on necrophelia.
Do you ever ask yourself, what is it like to have sex with a dead person?
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