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Send in The Clowns

( or, How many lawyers does it take to rig the presidential election fo Al Gore? )

It is Thursday November 9, 2000, two full days after the election for the forty-third President of the United States was held, and we still don't know who the OFFICIAL winner and next President is. George W. Bush was declared the winner and his main opponent, Al Gore even called to congradulate him and offer his consession, but he was then advised ( by his handlers? Bill? ) and then called back the President-elect and recanted. The returns from Florida are being recounted as I write this, and the winner will be the next President!

No matter which one of the candidates for the office of President of the United States eventually wins, we have been treated to the second major crisis of truth, decency and sanity in the Clinton/Gore ( Hillary? ) administration's eight years.

Obviously, the first crisis was brought upon us by Bill Clinton and his refusal to tell the truth in court, featuring his words parsing lawyers 'R' us, was I proven guilty in a court of law, approach to the truth. Now the Clown Prince of Evil, Bill Clinton's hand ( job ) picked four year substitute for Hillary heir apparent, Al Gore has gone firmly over to the dark side.

The likes of Clinton impeachment White House spinmeister ( liar ) Jack Quinn and DNC uber alles operative William Daley, whose father was an organized crime, ballot box stuffing, Chicago Seven invoking, corruption monger supreme, are now shaping our country's future. Now, I know you thought that was SPECIAL, but the extreme left wing media was not to be LEFT out.

After being exposed for the collective DemoHACKS they truely are, in their cold and calculated subversion of Florida's polling process by declaring it for Gore with almost an hour of voting remaining in mostly George Bush supporting districts; the Clown/Excrement Media Gestalt Beast rears it's foul smelling ugly head to support the Clown Prince of Gore!

While officials like Bradley Smith, FEC ( Federal Election Commission ) Commissioner say, " I looked at that ballot and I don't find it the least bit confusing ", media maggots like Paul Begala lie, " most of the people in Florida voted for Al Gore ". On election night, the unofficial results indicated a win for George W. Bush in Florida, and a recount is now in progress, so what Begala said is demonstrably a clear lie, but Smith is making a value judgement on an item ( being questionably questioned by the sour grapes crying democRATS )!

Between the early calls on states from election night by the media elite, the black bigot Jesse Jackson playing the fictitious imaginary race card in Florida, and Al Gore covering himself with Bill Clinton's White House impeachment cronie lawyers like so much pig slop; no matter who eventually wins the election, WE THE PEOPLE HAVE SEEN WHAT LOWLIFES AND POLITICAL SCUM THE LIBERALS HAVE BECOME!

The likes of Jack Quinn knows how to lie and knows when he is doing so. Daley knows how to stuff a ballot box or ring the family. As, of November ninth, the only official information indicates that George W. Bush has carried Florida, and the likes of Paul Begala and the media just can't take it!

When you combine these bottom feeder tactics with the election of a completely unqualified First Lady as Senator from New York by the Democrats ( extremely heavy laughter track ), our nation's political sanity must really be questioned!

Bend over and spread 'em; here comes Al Gore!!!

- Bongo ( Cut the cheese? )


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Duck and cover...

Updated ( 11-9-2000 )
(c)2000 Bongo.

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