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Will somebody please curb that dog!

Ross Perot says that Bill Clinton is mentally and emotionally unstable. What about James Carville?

Carville took his rabid dog routine to the Sunday talk shows, to announce his new WAR on Newt Gingrich. He is getting further airtime on other networks to spout his vicious bile, this week ( his lunatic antics must get good ratings ).

Morally bankrupt Bill Clinton is in trouble, so attack Ken Starr ( the messenger, an obvious target ). That doesn't work, so attack Newt Gingrich ( an easy target ). Did this guy check his brain in, at the door? Did he have a brain, to begin with? We know that he has a mouth. Give him a 100 dollar bill and directions to the nearest trailor park, no offense to mobile home dwellers or Mary ( remember, she has to wake up to " Serpent Head " )!

With his sneering smirk and obnoxious loud tone of voice, he continues his illogical and evil spinmeister attacks on the innocent! When will this guy learn that folks are only watching him, to see how much of an idiot he can make of himself.

He calls himself, " Corporal Cueball " Carville. I think he is more like, " Private Pathetic "!

Anyone with an ounce of intelligence, is put off by his partisan personal attacks, designed to change the subject from the misdeeds of his beloved President. It makes the Democratic party look even more morally bankrupt than it already looks!

Mr. President, get a leash for that dog ( or maybe that spray the mailman uses ).

- Bongo ( down boy, down... )


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Updated ( 10-2-98 )
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