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RAT PARDONS

( or, The KINGRAT breathes new QUID PRO QUO life into some of his RODENT BUDDIES? )

Thanks to you Democrats, who voted for the morally bankrupt and most corrupt president in history, Bill Clinton; these 62 convicted criminals are now walking free on our streets. According to the Justice Department, as reported by the Associated Press, these LUCKY RATS are now loose and free to commit addtional offenses. Remember, the following partial handfull of this year's lucky DIRTYcRAT LOTTERY WINNERS, is only a small fraction of the total of several hundred ( currently under 400 hundred ) criminals Boss Clinton has already freed over his past eight years of the totally morally bankrupt, self-proclaimed and so-called, MOST (UN)ETHICAL ADMINSTRATION IN HISTORY?

These 3 worms only had their sentences commuted by Slick Willie ( They are free, but they still retain their records of conviction ):

1) Dorothy Marie Gaines convicted in Alabama in March 1995 of conspiracy to possess with intent to distribute, and possession with intent to distribute, cocaine base.

2) Bobby Franklin Griffin convicted in Missouri in December 1997 of bribery and mail fraud.

3) Kemba Niambi Smith convicted in Virginia in April 1995 of conspiracy to distribute and possess with intent to distribute cocaine and cocaine base, conspiracy to engage in money laundering and making false statements to an agent of the United States.

I WONDER IF IT IS AN ACCIDENT THAT TWO OUT OF THREE OF THESE LOWLIFE SCUMBAGS WERE CONVICTED OF CONCAINE RELATED OFFENSES? I WOULDN'T LET ANY OF THESE CREEPS ON MY PROPERTY, COMMUTATION OR NOT. I GOT A BLACK AND WHITE VIDEOTAPE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE FEATURING BILL'S BROTHER ROGER AND THE TONY MONTANA SIZE PILE OF COCAINE ON A GLASS COFFEE TABLE!

The Liar-in-chief went all the way with these 59 questionable individuals, issuing full pardons ( As in their convictions were written in invisible ink and their court cases never happened; forget the innocent victims? ):

4) Jimmy Lee Allen convicted in Everton, Ark. in September 1990 of making false statements to an agency of United States.

WHITEWATER?

5) Virgil Lamoin Baker convicted in Swansea, Ill. in July 1959 of violation of the Military Training and Service Act.

6) Garran Dee Barker convicted in North Little Rock, Ark. in December 1986 of conspiracy to commit bank and wire fraud.

WHITEWATER RELATED?

7) Nancy M. Baxter convicted in Vansant, Va. in May 1990 of tax evasion and filing a false amended tax return.

8) Charles N. Besser convicted in Chicago in October 1985 of mail fraud.

9) Harlan Richard Billings convicted in Stonington, Maine in August 1985 of conspiracy to possess with intent to distribute in excess of 1,000 pounds of marijuana.

10) Edward Raymond Birdseye convicted in Chico, Calif. in May 1992 of unlawful use of a communication facility.

11) Roscoe Crosby Blunt Jr. convicted in Shrewsbury, Mass. in April 1945 of Fraternization, Article of War 96.

12) Charles Edward Boggs convicted in Paragould, Ark. in October 1977 of receiving a stolen motor vehicle which was part of interstate commerce.

13) Terry Coy Bonner convicted in Hambleton, W.Va. in July 1986 of possession of an illegally made destructive device.

14) Alfred Whitney Brown III convicted in Covington, La. in June 1992 of the illegal sale of wildlife by allowing hunting over a baited field.

15) William Robert Carpenter convicted in McMillan, Mich. in November 1991 of possession of marijuana with intent to distribute.

16) Philip Vito DiGirolamo convicted in Prunedale, Calif. in June 1984 of conspiracy to import marijuana and willfully subscribing to a false tax return.

17) Peter Welling Dionis convicted in Fort Lauderdale, Fla. in May 1976 of conspiracy, importation, and possession with intent to distribute hashish.

18) Darrin Dean Dorn convicted in Iowa in July 1981 of conspiracy to damage property by means and use of an explosive.

19) Peter Bailey Gimbel convicted in New York in February 1991 of conspiracy to distribute cocaine.

20) Philip Joseph Grandmaison convicted in Nashua, N.H. in March 1996 of mail fraud.

21) Joe Robert Grist convicted in Abilene, Texas in June 1990 of misapplication of funds by a bank employee.

22) LeRoy Kenneth Hartung Jr. convicted in Las Vegas, Nevada in September 1986 of the interception of wire communications.

23) Joseph Riddick Hendrick III convicted in Charlotte, N.C. in December 1997 of mail fraud.

24) Judd Blair Hirschberg convicted in Chicago, Ill. in July 1991 of mail fraud.

25) Robert Quinn Houston convicted in Brandon, Miss. in April 1986 of conspiracy to obstruct commerce by extortion.

26) Martin Joseph Hughes convicted in Rocky River, Ohio in November 1987 of aiding and abetting the falsification of union records, aiding and assisting in the submission of false tax records, and making false statements to a government agency.

27) Jere Wayne Johnson convicted in Enid, Okla. in September 1982 of conspiracy to defraud the U.S. and Wield County, Okla. while serving as a county commissioner.

28) Michael Thomas Johnson convicted in D'Iberville, Miss. in January 1987 of filing false tax returns.

29) Daniel Wayne Keys convicted in Benton, Ark. in September 1977 of possession with intent to distribute marijuana.

30) Larry Ray Killough convicted in Searcy, Ark. in June 1985 of unlawful distribution of prescription drugs.

31) Jack Kligman convicted in Philadelphia, PA. in August 1985 of conspiracy and mail fraud.

32) Hector Osvaldo Labagnara convicted in Beach Haven, N.J. in January 1976 of conspiracy to transport stolen motor vehicles in interstate commerce, to receive and sell stolen motor vehicles, to transport false vehicle registrations in interstate commerce, to receive and dispose of false vehicle registrations, and the receipt and sale of stolen motor vehicles.

33) Moses Jubilee ( formerly Michael Eugene ) Lestz convicted in Elkville, Ill. in November 1982, of the forgery of U.S. savings bond(s).

34) Leon Lee Liebscher convicted in El Reno, Okla. in August 1982 of conspiracy to defraud the United States, tax evasion.

35) Pierluigi Mancini convicted in Alpharetta, Ga.in October 1985 of possession of cocaine with intent to distribute.

36) John Ross McCown Jr. convicted in Lincoln, Neb. in January 1992 of structuring of transactions to evade reporting requirements.

37) Edward Francis McKenna III convicted in Gulfport, Miss. in January 1993 of possession with intent to distribute anabolic steroids.

38) Andrew Kirkpatrick Mearns III convicted in Dallastown, Pa. in March 1978 of conspiracy to distribute and possess with intent to distribute cocaine.

39) Ralph Eugene Meczyk convicted in Illinois in September 1987 of filing false partnership and individual federal income tax returns.

40) Philip James Morin convicted in Omaha, Neb. in June 1984 of the distribution of cocaine.

41) Thomas Edward Nash Jr. convicted in Asheville, N.C.in August 1988 of conspiracy to restrain interstate trade and commerce.

42) Roger Lee Nelson convicted in Omaha, Neb. in August 1981 of aiding and abetting mail fraud.

43) Jose Rene Pineda-Martinez convicted in Houston, Texas in 1983 to 1984 of entering the U.S. without inspection and transporting illegal aliens within the United States.

44) John Russell Raup convicted in Cohoes, N.Y. in August 1984 of larceny of government property and wrongful possession of marijuana.

45) James William Rogers convicted in Moncks Corner, S.C. in January 1982 of conspiracy to commit racketeering.

46) George Wisham Roper convicted in Norfolk, Va. in May 1974 of conspiracy to bribe public officials and to defraud the U.S. government.

47) Daniel Rostenkowski convicted in Chicago, Ill. in April 1996 of two counts of mail fraud.

CAN YOU SPELL D-I-R-T-Y-c-R-A-T? I KNEW YOU COULD!

48) Dean Raymond Rush convicted in Grapevine, Texas in April 1993 of false statements on a loan application.

49) Archibald R. Schaffer III convicted in Arkansas in September 2000 of violation of the Meat Inspection Act.

CAN YOU SPELL T-Y-S-O-N F-O-O-D-S? I KNEW YOU COULD!

50) Anthony Andrew Schmidt convicted in Hays, Kan. in June 1985 of conspiracy to possess and distribute cocaine.

51) Stanley Sirote convicted in Huntington, N.Y. in September 1974 of bribery of a public official.

52) Dent Elwood Snider, Jr. convicted in Santa Cruz, Calif. in March 1981 of the use of a telephone to facilitate the distribution of cocaine.

53) James Lawrence Swisher convicted in Greensboro, N.C. in July 1977 of obstruction of a criminal investigation.

54) Larry Kalvy Thompson convicted in Lubbock, Texas in May 1988 of aiding and abetting misapplication of bank funds, misprision of a felony.

55) Stephanie Marie Vetter convicted in Riverdale, N.Y. in July 1979 of possession with intent to distribute methamphetamine.

56) Danny Ray Walker convicted in Booneville, Ark. in March 1975 of interstate transportation of stolen property.

57) Thomas Andrew Warren convicted in Tallahassee, Fla. in December 1975 of conspiracy to import marijuana.

58) Michael Lynn Weatherford convicted in Laurens, S.C. in January 1986 of aiding and abetting interstate travel in the aid of racketeering.

59) Jack Weinstein convicted in Las Vegas, Nevada in July 1975 of conspiracy and interstate transportation of stolen property.

60) Robert Owen Wilson convicted in Mooresville, N.C. in July 1980 of mail fraud.

61) Charles Elvin Witherspoon convicted in Lufkin, Texas in April 1977 of embezzlement of bank funds.

62) Charles Z. Yonce Jr. convicted in Edgefield, S.C. in April 1988 of conspiracy to possess with intent to distribute cocaine and aiding and abetting therein.

THE VOICE OF REASON IN THE OTHER CHAIR REMARKED, ON THE LARGE NUMBER OF DRUGGIES PARDONED, WITH A RHETORICAL QUESTION, " EXCUSE ME, ISN'T THERE A WAR ON DRUGS IN THIS COUNTRY "?

Though some of these people have been convicted of so-called victimless crimes, all of them could have been granted some form of clemency or parole by their state and local governments, if they were found worthy of it. In his Great Living God Pharoah intuition, all these hardcore criminals getting their early release wishes granted by the First Philanderer makes perfect sense when put in the context of; " MY BROTHER HAS A NOSE LIKE A VACUUM CLEANER ", attributed to Roger Clinton on The Mena Coverup videotape. So much for the rights of, or damages to, the innocent victims of these slimeballs!

- Bongo ( Hide your valuables! )


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Updated ( 12-23-2000 )
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