On a day featuring Bill Clinton making a campaign-like appearence for Robert Torricelli, assumably as payback for his fine obedience to Clinton as a media talking head and as an impartial ( what a joke ) trier in the Senate impeachment trial and Hillary Rodham getting mushy at a public school in New York City, in preparation possibly for a cheap shot run at the Senate seat in that city's state; Monica Lewinsky will be vomitting all over us and Kenneth Starr tonight on a two-hour segment of 20/20 with Barbara Walters on ABC. Clinton used and abused her, getting serviced sexually and trashing her personally to the likes of Sidney Blumenthall, but she will be blaming the Independent Counsel for all her ills.

She can't blame Bill Clinton, as he let her service him and that service will be making her a millionaire for life. She will never have to work a day in her life again ( sort of reminds you of Bill Clinton, who has never had a regular job in his entire life ). Reportedly, her book, coming out on Thursday, is already on the Amazon.com best seller list because of advance orders. This lame attempt at a pure money maker only, was written by Princess Diana's biographer, Andrew Morton, and the so-called " Monica's Story ", will go on sale to long lines of waiting and drooling sheep, I have no doubt!

Some details have leaked out before hand in the form of tape snippets played by ABC, an audio tape and a partial transcript. Nobody can be certain what will be broadcast until this evening, but here is a bit of speculation ( if you are reading this after Wednesday March 3rd, you will be able to judge my veracity )!

" I felt dirty and I felt used and I was disappointed, '' said Lewinsky in a segment played on ABC's wake-up program ' Good Morning America '. Asked whether she believes Clinton felt remorse, Lewinsky said that as a politician, " I think he's sorry he got caught ". She continued, " I felt like a piece of trash " after Clinton gave his August 17, 1998 apology speech. " I felt dirty and I felt used and I was disappointed ". Finally asked if Clinton gave the impression that she simply serviced him, Lewinsky responded, " That was the impression he gave ". I just bet that after the interview airs, the media coverage will concentrate more on how much Kenneth Starr, the Paula Jones lawyers and Linda Tripp violated Monica's civil rights, than anything that went on between her and the President!

I believe these leaks are designed to downplay the real liberal puff piece and attack the messenger ( prosecutor ) nature of the upcoming interview. This is the first time the left wing news media has had a chance to rehabilitate the images of Bill and Monica, and attack the altruistic investigation. Anyone with a doubt about how weird this whole thing is, should remember ( or rewatch ) the home video of a pudgy Monica dancing around and declaring how much fun it is to sit on a guy's face and wiggle. It is quite sad that in a country like the United States, we could elect such a cad as President and turn a ridiculous ' valley girl ' like Monica into an instant millionaire celebrity? Oh yeah, I almost forgot, and the duly appointed investigator gets ridiculed and will probably get convicted of some silly concocted charge; just so the liberals can claim even more of a victory over the forces of decency and morality!

Some of the media has been reporting a peculiar story concerning another book being released in Great Britain. I haven't read the New York Post today, but AP is reporting that the Post said British writer Gordon Thomas reveals that Israeli intelligence recorded hours of Clinton-Lewinsky phone sex to blackmail the president? I don't know if I can believe that. From Washington D.C. to Tel Aviv, this news brings only blanket denials from the likes of David Bar-Illan ( spokesman for Netanyahu ), David Levy ( National Security Council spokesman ) and Barry Toiv ( Whitehouse spokesman ). Personally, I think Netanyahu and Israel would have gotten a much better deal at Wye, had this been the case. Nobody can deny that Bill Clinton is a master of the quid pro quo, whether he is on the quid end or the quo end, of the deal!

I am going to watch a videotape of this liberal Democrat Clinton exoneration celebration with one of the President's ex-girlfriends. I just don't want to give any of the advertisers even a minute of my attention. The best they will be getting, is a negative reaction as I tertiarily watch their images zoom by at ultra-speed search with no audio!

- Bongo ( Boycott her book, " Monica's Story ", but watch the television interview if you must! )