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Questions Answers And Allegations

Your worst fear usually becomes reality ( or, Your worst fear eventually becomes reality? )

*QUESTIONS*

1) If the vast majority of conservative Republicans were so reluctant to send a single child ( Elian Gonzalez ) back to a totalitarian communist dictatorship regime in Cuba, then why were they so quick to send whole factories ( pass HR 4444 - Permanent Normal Trade Relations for the PRC ) to the totalitarian communist dictatorship in the People's Republic of China?

2) If Mrs. Clinton is one of the top 100 lawyers in America like her campaign advertisements claim, then how did she " lose " her subpoened Rose Law Firm billing records including her charges for the Whitewater connected Castle Grande transaction?

3) Why have most of the (S)port (U)tility (V)ehicles become so clean, devoid of scratches, and stuck in 2WD mode?

4) I wonder if my cigar will stay lit if I stick it in there?

5) Do New Yorkers know what a total joke they will look like if they elect an inexperienced celebrity First Lady as their senator?

6) Do New Yorkers know that if elected senator from New York State in 2000, Mrs. Clinton will run for president in 2004?

7) Putting all partisan politics aside, how can the Clinton administration let those CHINESE COMMIE RATS VOMIT ALL OVER US?

*ANSWERS*

1) It's the economy, stupid!

2) There is no controlling legal authority.

3) It was a community outreach event.

4) I never had sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.

5) Good friends can disagree on issues.

6) Hillary Clinton is using the United States Senate seat from New York as a stepping stone to get her wish to be the first female POTUS.

7) An anti-ballistic missile defense system for the continental United States.

*ALLEGATIONS*

1) Bill Clinton and Alan Greenspan have conspired together to lower the level of the stock market dramatically by the time their respective public obligations have ended in 2000, so that they can then make gazillions of dollars buying the depressed certificates, thus not missing out on the Clinton/Gore booming economy?

2) Bill Clinton's legacy will be the rise of communism in the 21st Century!

3) Do you ever get up and then forget what you got up for? Do you ever forget that your forgot what you got up for? I think there is an epidemic of this in our nation's capitol!

4) Don't bogart that joint, Al.

5) A Democrat National Committee fundraiser is like a field trip to a sewage reclaimation plant and they forgot the face masks!

6) The main reason why conservative Republicans favor the 2nd Amendment right to keep and bear arms, is that the DNC is in bed with organized crime?

This has been my own free-fall form of 1st Amendment guaranteed paranoia!

- Bongo ( Resist questionable authority? )


Opinions expressed here are those of the individuals themselves; and may not necessarily reflect those of BONGO'S FALLOUT SHELTER.

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Updated ( 5-25-2000 )
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