While people are raising McCain and the Bush is burning, the " Heil Clinton " National Socialist wing of the Democrat party is gaining momentum as it pushes the Rudy Hess-like Al Gore down our throats. As even the Democrat National Committee's version of Ernst Roehm, Senator " Dollar " Bill Bradley, jumps through the hoops, one most only wonder when they may become subterranean revolutions ( heart problems ). Our great American dictator, Bill Clinton, has finally chosen his heir apparent as successor to the castle White House, Heinrich Himmler ( uh, Al Goering )? I mean think about it man, when Adolf Hitler took power through being elected Chancellor ( President ) of pre-World War II Germany, the first thing he did was begin to grab dictatorial powers ( Executive Orders ) away from the Reichstag ( Congress ). You even have the extremely left wing American media doing their own version of Krystalnacht on the Republicans every night! Okay, so maybe you think the current inhabitant of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue is more like Joe Stalin, purging himself to the top; I would have to change the title to, ' When Purge Comes To Shove '? Anyhow, the man ( Bill Clinton ) who Democrat Senator Bob Kerrey called an extraordinarily good liar, is going to be replaced by someone who I believe is an incredibly bad liar, the Vice President Al Gore ( Hillary is a better liar than this guy? ).
Only in America could the Democrat candidate for the highest office in the land be a man who: held a political fund raising event in a Buddhist temple, dialed for campaign dollars for him and his mentor/master/living God Pharoah from government property and declared the just impeached, self admitted liar, Bill Clinton to be one of the greatest presidents in history. Oh yeah, he didn't know the monks had taken a vow of poverty, there was no controlling legal authority and haven't the Clinton/Gore years been one of financial prosperity ( it's the economy stupid )?
The most perplexing thing to me, is that the lefties are so in love with the VPOTUS. I guess it isn't the internet creating, Love Canal exposing, object of the movie ' Love Story ', but the tobacco farming, outsider who grew up in Washington D.C., who thought global warming would flood the planet but forgot to check the themometer first, before he wrote the book which predicted it would have happened already, whom they love. Oh man, just so much LOVE that it makes you get mushy all over, though there sure are more positions available for paid liars ( Spinmeisters ) since the Clinton Cronie Crowd came to town ( check the White House silverware when they leave ). You know, they may not have reduced taxes since they rolled in, but they sure have reduced integrity. Could you believe that Gore flew back to Washington to oversee a Senate vote involving abortion ( oh, it wasn't because Bradley brought it up in a debate the other day? ).
The Democrats seem to see John McCain as the anti-Christ, but I see him as ' One of Five ', the " Keating Five "; read about this episode and you will understand just how weird it is to hear anything about illegal money ( campaign finance reform ) come out of his mouth. I consider McCain as a Democrat in Republican's clothing, but Governor George W. Bush, who the heck is that? Excuse me, which would you rather do, hug a tree or hold a beer? We are really stretching for viable candidates now. " My boy ", reach into a box of Cracker Jack and you come up with a better prize!
This year is really going to be a choice between two negatives...
- Bongo ( Whine really loud? )
Updated ( 2-3-2000 )
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