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Pre-Memorial Day Balkan Scorecard?

The Clinton/Gore War fails the scratch and sniff test, but it has amassed an impressive score!

Though Clinton would have you believe in his lebensraum-like phoney excuses and rationalizations on why we have deliberately begun a genocidal bombing campaign against the tiny helpless sovereign country of Yugoslavia, any objective analysis indicates that the regime of Slobodan Milosevic has been villified in order to puff out Bill Clinton's, and NATO's, figurative chests. Whatever you decide to believe, one thing is certain, Clinton has ordered our nation's military to bomb Yugoslavia into the stone-age, creating a refugee problem of epic proportions and a list of innocent civilian non-combatant casualties which continues to mount up daily.

The first thing the Clinton administration did was to compare the Yugoslavian army counter-terrorist operations in Kosovo against the Albanian terrorist seperatist group, the KLA ( UCK ), with the Holocaust of World War II Nazi Germany, when millions of Jews were killed. This is like comparing one car crashing at the Indy 500 with a school bus full of kids being blown up by the PLO, Islamic Jihad or Hamas. With only a combined total of less than two thousand casualities in Kosovo in 1998, it is America, Clinton and NATO that most resembles the undeclared war on innocent civilians waged by Hitler. In fact, Clinton's body count has already approached, if not surpassed, the alleged Serbian score; it actually may have surpassed the total of both antagonists combined. Additionally, it was Bill Clinton's precious Albanians and especially the Croatian Muslims, who joined with Hitler's infamous Schutzstaffel ( SS ) to systematically murder over one million Jews, gypsies and Serbs, in the Balkans during World War II. This is a proven fact of history; see: Clinton White House Backs Nazi Butchers From World War II! ( 4-2-99 ) and for the rouge's photo gallery: Croatian Muslim Nazi Sympathizers ( 4-2-99 ) .

While Clinton's ABCs ( Madeleine Albright, Sandy Berger and William Cohen ) bask in the limelight of daily photo-op press briefings, including those glorious nose-cone videotapes of senseless human carnage, both civilian and military, in Yugoslavia; the refugees stream away from the NATO bombing and the body bags fill with such important Serbian targets as women, children, Serbian television technicians from Belgrade, Kosovar Albanian farmers and Red Chinese journalists. Approaching the two month anniversary of the criminal NATO undeclared sneak attack, the refugee situation has finally spilled over into the United States and the civilian deaths have approached war criminal or genocidal levels by Clinton's cowardly unholy mad NATO bombers. Clinton personally, or the NATO alliance, must be held responsible for their premeditated actions of crimes against humanity!

Was there ever any doubt that the United States taxpayer was going to have to bankroll the cost of the President's image or legacy rehabilitory Clinton/Gore War against Yugoslavia? I think not; Clinton has always managed to talk someone else into paying the bills for him ( Hillary? ). Do you realize that Bill Clinton has never held a regular job or owned a house in his entire life? Yes, that is correct; though he feels everyone's pain with reckless empathy ( yeah, right ).

Mister President is so eager to feel the pain of the Kosovar Albanians, that he has ordered his administration to invite twenty thousand poorly educated Muslim dirt farmers to move to the United States, to begin collecting welfare and other assorted liberal agenda entitlements paid for by working Americans ( hey man, they didn't ask me? ). Just what we need, more farmers? Remember the emergency funding bill Clinton just signed? You know, the one that gave him the bucks for more bombs. It included economic relief for American farmers, so this isn't exactly an up and coming job description. You get it, right? The taxpayers are currently subsidizing agriculture, so any immigrant farmers would be paid by the entitlement money and they would not be tilling any fields in the foreseeable future!

Let me see if I have this right: 1) Clinton bombs their house, so we pay for the jet fuel and the laser guided bomb ( wouldn't want to miss that civilian farmhouse, now would we ). 2) The refugee family flees and is relocated to the United States, so we pay for their air fare, food and temporary lodging. 3) We rebuild their old house, so we pay for the house we blew up. 4) We offer to fly them home to their old farm and guarantee their safety, so we pay again for air fare and for our military to secure them. And/or, 5) We offer to grant them U.S. citizenship if they would rather get paid for doing nothing, here in paved streets and running water land by Washington D.C., than go back to Kosovo and get dirty farming, so we Americans all pay to support their family of dozens for life ( yes, the average single family size is over twelve individuals ). So, it sounds like, in this case, we the people of the United States have paid for: jet fuel, an expensive smart bomb, multiple air fares, temporary housing(s), construction costs and government wages ( welfare ). Hey man, where's mine?

Our government has offered to take in up to 20,000 refugees ( they didn't ask me? ). 4,198 have already been airlifted to Fort Dix, New Jersey, with 693 being placed in homes in sixteen states. Setting the scanner to Kosovar Albanian and turning it toward the continental United States, we find they are here: Arizona, 11; California, 65; Connecticut, 11; Florida, 50; Idaho, 6; Illinois, 20; Kentucky, 14; Michigan, 26; New Jersey, 81; New York, 290 ( they will all be voting for Hillary, if she runs for Senator ); North Carolina, 19; Ohio, 5; Texas, 57; Virginia, 21; Washington, 7; Wisconsin, 10; and remember there are 3,505 left at Fort Dix still to be processed, until the next load arrives from Macedonia.

Don't you feel generous? Especially, since you noticed none of them have moved into your state yet. Well, atleast you know they won't be taking any dentist's jobs away from American citizens. Oh, but because they have been granted refugee status, they can apply for U.S. citizenship and have no need for the usual visa process. Now, isn't that special.

Regretably, we have helped NATO fill European countries with Albanian refugees from Kosovo, as well. Like, why don't they just go back to Albania, where they came from during World War II ( remember, Mussolini and the murdering Italian fascists helped Albania to establish ' Greater Albania ' where Kosovo is, by killing the Serbs there? ).

These helpful countries have taken in these numbers of refugees from Macedonia, according to the United Nations High Commissioner For Refugees: Germany, 12,627; Turkey, 7,475; Canada, 4,649; Norway, 4,505; United States, 3,851 ( 4,198 according to our State Department ); France, 3,717; Austria, 3,064; Italy, 2,823; Netherlands, 2,317; Sweden, 1,978; Australia, 1,627; Denmark, 1,346; Great Britain, 1,303; Belgium, 1,223; Poland, 1,049; Finland, 958; Spain, 900; Czech Republic, 824; Switzerland, 816; Portugal, 658; Ireland, 449; Slovenia, 357; Croatia, 188; Israel, 106; Slovakia, 90; Iceland, 70; and Romania, 41.

Here are the totals pledged by the world for temporary sanctuary: Turkey, 20,000; United States, 20,000; Germany, 15,000; Finland, 10,000; Italy, 10,000; Norway, 6,000; Sweden, 5,000; Austria, 5,000; Canada, 5,000; Australia, 4,000; Great Britain, up to 1,000 per week? Switzerland, 2,500; Netherlands, 2,000; Denmark, 1,500; Romania, 1,500; Poland, 1,000; Portugal, 500; Israel, 100; Iceland, 100; and Malta, 100.

Okay, so NATO caused this incredible refugee problem, and that's bad enought, but NATO continues to hit purely civilian targets, some intentional and some not, killing innocent civilians in droves as well. Here is a brief list of the high value civilian Yugoslavian targets hit, with their appropriate date and score of Serbian citizens killed or wounded, as reported by the Serbian media ( so the numbers admitted to by the Clinton White House and/or NATO may be less ):

April 5, an attack on a residential area in the mining town of Aleksinac killed seventeen people.

April 9, NATO said a bomb fell in a residential area of Pristina, Kosovo.

April 12, missiles blasted a railroad bridge near Grdelica and hit a passenger train killing seventeen.

April 14, seventy-five Albanians died in an attack by multiple NATO aircraft on a refugee convoy near Djakovica.

April 27, a bomb(s) hit the Serb town of Surdulica killing at least twenty.

April 28, a missile slammed into a home in Sofia, Bulgaria, causing only property damage ( lucky for NATO ).

May 1, a missile hit a bus crossing a bridge north of Pristina, killing forty-seven.

May 7, the Chinese Embassy in Belgrade was hit by three precision guided munitions, killing three and injuring twenty people.

May 7, a multiple cluster bomb attack damaged a marketplace and the grounds of a hospital in Nis, killing at least fifteen.

May 13, the innocent village of Korisa was relentlessly bombed causing eighty-seven ethnic Albanians to be killed and more than 100 to be injured.

May 20, a hospital in Belgrade was bombed, killing three people and injuring scores, also the diplomatic missions, including ambassador's residences, of Hungary, Israel, Libya, Norway, Spain, Sweden and Switzerland.

May 21, NATO bombed a Kosovo jail, killing at least nineteen people and injuring many more ( the sick thing is they went back to bomb the damaged building over and over again? ).

I don't want to seem ghoulish, but do you realize that some of these civilian targets were hit by over two million United States taxpayer dollars worth of ordnance? Remember, cruise missiles cost three quarters of a million dollars a piece, and even iron gravity bombs are like dropping a Rolls-Royce or a Ferrari on the target!

When will the world wake up and realize that the evil of Bill Clinton has been allowed to spread to Europe?

- Bongo ( Report some new civilian targets? )


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Updated ( 5-23-99 )
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