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Phoney Primaries in Rubberstampshire?

It's February 1, 2000 in New Hampshire and the people are casting their ballots for Democrat and Republican primary candidates alike?

Is there any doubt about the outcome of the nation's first actual presidential primary ballot? The clown prince VPOTUS, Al Gore is the heir apparent to the Clinton/DNC/Whitehouse dictatorship dynasty of lies, quid pro quos and socialism; while Governor George W. Bush seemingly has the GOP presidential nomination all but wrapped up, but not necessarily the New Hampshire nod.

The establishment candidate ( and when I say establishment, I mean a lying, promise them anything to get elected whether or not you really intend to follow through on it, quid pro quo worshipping, grew up in Washington, insider like Al Gore ), Al Gore is winning a victory in the Democrat primary. On the other hand, everyone's out of the gate favorite, George W. Bush is busy losing to a Democrat in Republican's clothing, Senator John McCain.

As the returns begin to roll in, all the networks are declaring John McCain the winner of the GOP primary with 48 percent of the vote, George W. Bush is second with 31 percent, Steve Forbes is third with 14 percent, Alan Keyes is fourth with 7 percent, and Bauer, who should immediately bow out of the race, and Orrin, who already closed the Hatch, came in fifth with a combined zero ( that's zippo, nada, go home and lick your wounds time ). The Republicans have made this a true race, as no GOP candidate who has lost New Hampshire has gone on to win the presidency in the November election!

The Democrats, on the other hand, are having a coronation for the Clinton picked successor to an establishment administration of no integrity or moral values. With the beginning returns showing Al Gore with a commanding lead of 55 percent to Senator Bill Bradley's 45 percent, the left wing liberal media is playing the primary ' wag the dog ' game to the hilt by declaring the race, too close to call? The DNC royal family of knee jerk liberal media spinmeisters will stop at nothing to portray this faux primary campaign as anything other than the act of paying homage to the Clinton dictatorship that it actually is. Bradley is damaged goods and will never be anything other than that. The absence of any real Democrat challenger is the proof of the fictional nature of this fakery being played out on national television by a compliant 80 percent extreme far left wing liberal news media establishment!

While the GOP continues it's primary season by going to Delaware and South Carolina, the Democrats will be spinning ( lying ) hot and heavy on every politically oriented television program they can twist their arms with quid pro quos, to cover their misleading pseudo campaign events.

*Percentages quoted may change slightly, as they were from a time when less than 50 percent of the votes were counted.

- Bongo ( Just the fax, not the liberal hacks? )


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Updated ( 2-1-2000 )
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