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The Penultimate Panhandler?

The Clinton's vie for con-artist of the moment, or the beggar of the month club!

Bill Clinton has never held a regular job in his entire life, and if he has ever lived in a house he owned, let me know. Okay, so Hillary may have had the appearence of holding a regular job, ( as regular as her Rose Law firm billing records showing her involvement in the failed Castle Grande scheme indicate ), but she is showing no signs of wanting to re-enter the private sector, any time soon. As far as I can ascertain, neither of them have ever really worked a day in their sorry lives, but have lived in public housing, collected salaries for public service and pocketed campaign contributions and other politically inspired payments possibly destined for Swiss bank accounts.

Not wanting to join the American peons they claim to represent, though the ultra-rich fat-cats in Hollywood would probably love to continue to shovel their cash scraps into the DNC coffers as long as the Clintons could offer a decent chance of a quid pro quo, or to appear penurious, the Pinnochio Pair have continued to raise money that they can divert to their own pockets quite easily. Are the Democrats really that gullible, as to keep giving money to this degenerate duo?

Oh, now you say Hillary may run for Senator of New York in 2000, and Bill maybe from Arkansas in 2002?

I wasn't born yesterday, but maybe quite a few Democrats were. I mean, Hillary only wants to give the appearence of an upcoming campaign, so she can raise dollars from knee-jerk liberals frothing at the mouth and eager for more Clinton social relativism in government. Bill is not going to follow Andrew Johnson down to the Senate, though Johnson was the only other American president to be impeached, but he was not elected president.

Both these two are desperately looking for ways to accumulate a large amount of cash before they leave the White House, to cover their soon to be extravagant life style in the public sector and pay off Bill's millions of dollars of legal bills. Mark my words, Hillary will never run for the Senate, but she will pocket the campaign cash! Bill will probably keep hitting up his Hollywood and Asian contacts to finish paying him for his services rendered as Governor of Arkansas and President of The United States.

I guess this all goes to show just how far a 60s open marriage and a pair of serial liars can get, in a society whose morals are decaying faster than the old Roman Empire under Caligula!

- Bongo ( Got a quarter? )


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Updated ( 6-30-99 )
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