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Not Safe on 20/20?

Monica moons Ken Starr and Bill Clinton for two hours, with Barbara Walters.

" I think I am intelligent ", Monica says laughingly. What a joke. This spoiled little rich girl couldn't stop laughing ( lying ). She is obviously living in a fantasy world and is high on anti-depressant drugs ( Walters asked about drugs, and got an affirmative answer from Lewinsky, but no exact drug name ). With a smirk, ' she recognizes the pain everyone has gone through '. This poor little rich girl only wants to get her selfish way in life!

Monica has had a make-over. With the soft focus, camera lens diffusion, and heavy makeup; they managed to make Lewinsky look both conservative and attractive. Hey, if you have seen one flabby-skinned over weight desk flying bureaucrat, you've seen them all!

She is one sick little girl, laughing when asked about how she felt about having an affair with a married man. Her giggling was downright nauseating. Talking in a little girl lost voice, she described things she said to Clinton like, " I have a crush on you ". I shuddered when she said that " He ( Clinton ) was my sexual soul-mate ". I wonder if that is how Paula Jones or Kathleen Willey felt?

With teeth like an alligator, Smokey The Dolphin if you will, in response to the question of if she thought what she was doing was wrong, Monica said, " I was enamored with him, I was excited, I was enjoying it ". Oh man, what a selfish little girl we have here. She has the mind of a pre-teenager emotionally, but she has a good vocabulary.

God, what kind of an idiot is Ken Starr for giving this bimbo immunity? She is an arrogant spoiled brat. She is quite delusional, if she thinks it was any more than just a service agreement. A woman I know said it was obvious she had low self-esteem and he ( Clinton ) played on that - this was before Monica used the lack of self-esteem defense with Walters. Lewinsky is a self-confessed liar and it is hard to tell what is the truth or what she only thinks is the truth. This little hussy actually said a childhood phrase of hers was, " You are not the boss of me ".

It got so embarassing to watch, I couldn't believe Barbara Walters could do this schlock; but the only Barbara further left than Walters, is Streisand. This is the kind of Democrat choreographed pro-Clinton, phoney tear induced, raspberry glop that you only get when the lunatics have taken over the asylum. Lewinsky even said that she thought Clinton should have lied in front of the Grand Jury? It is really ' Fall of the Roman Empire ' time in this country now!

Some unanswered questions that remained after the interview for me, included: 1) How many copies of " Leaves of Grass " has Bill Clinton givin to women? 2) Has Bill Clinton really been with hundreds of women ( if so, how many got copies of " Leaves of Grass " )? 3) How do the liberals feel when they see Monica say Clinton is only really sorry he got caught?

I won't go into the series of softball questions Walters threw to Monica concerning Ken Starr and his investigators. To her credit, she did play a portion of the videotape of the Sidney Blumenthall Senate deposition, when he describes Clinton referring to Monica making demands for sex, being a stalker, etc. Monica said this was a turning point for her, when she realized he was only in it for himself, " not the person she ever thought he was ".

- Bongo ( Anyone who buys this child's book, has to have their head examined! )


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Updated ( 3-4-99 )
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