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Al and Hillary.
One has green teeth and one bobs it's head like the little plastic dog in the back window of a 1968 Buick Riviera or General Hooker's Washington D.C. troops of the night!
If I was questioning Al Gore, the very first one would be; how long has it been since you brushed your teeth or went to the dentist? Whether or not someone may be intellectually qualified and experienced enough for the job of POTUS, you just have to wonder about somebody who can't keep his personal appearance up to snuff, even while on the campaign trial ( much less, keep his lies straight ). I get queasy when they do a close-up on that guy!
If I was questioning Mrs. Clinton, the very first one would be; why aren't you running for senator from Arkansas or Illinois? Whether or not someone may be intellectually qualified and experienced enough for the job of senator ( heavy laughter ), you just have to wonder about somebody who can't wait to run from the state where they grew up in or most recently just came from. She has still never given a straight answer to this one, though we all know the actual answer and await the mass snickering by the rest of the country at the New York voters ( sheep ), should the HEAD BOBBER win the election ( what a joke )!
Hmmm, you know that most darkened brownish-green tooth of Al's is in the old 1969 don't bogart that joint position? What is Hillary's excuse?
- Bongo ( Where's the toothpaste? )
