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Like Colonel Bat Guano's ( watch the movie Doctor Strangelove ) imagined mutiny of preverts(sic), voters chose Senator John McCain over Texas Governor George Bush in both the Arizona and Michigan ( GOP? ) primaries. The real question is; did actual voters who will punch the hole for McCain in November give him the nod, or did democRAT party crashers who will vote for the Clown Prince VPOTUS try to sabotage the open GOP presidential primaries yesterday, February 22, 2000?
LIMBO FANS will lower the bar and cast their vote for SABOTAGE, while KNEE-JERKERS will cross their fingers behind their limp boned backs and declare they voted for DOLLAR BILL? Either way, I think the Republican primaries have been hijacked by the National Socialist Wing of The DNC ( Democratic National Committee ) ala' Krystalnacht or the nearest Pizza Parlor ( or was it a Beauty and the Beast Parlor? ) beer hall putsch, where they all get together to chant, " THE END JUSTIFIES THE MEANS "!
While we all puke rainwater in the plush bathrooms of our five star hotels, we thumb through the telephone book in search of Luke Starkiller. Not finding a listing, we settle for the local chapter of the ACLU-AFL-CIO. Understandably, the message machine there picked up with an outgoing message announcing that the entire staff was absent, as they are riding in their left hand drive magic bus to the March 7th GOP primaries to vote for their favorite strawberry lover?
Finding the long distance telephone number for the combined Hollywood chapters of AFTA/DGA/DNC/SAG, I once again approached the telephone. I thought I had mistakenly pushed the last number re-dial button, instead of keying in the new number, as the telephone answering machine at the other end blared out the same identical outgoing message as the ACLU-AFL-CIO's machine did just a moment before, announcing their sinister March 7th roadtrip ( the word SINISTER comes from the Latin word for LEFT )?
GOP numbers indicate that George Bush had a comfortably large majority of Republican primary voters in the Michigan contest. Luckily, Arizona only has a handfull of delegates. Oh yeah, unless you LEFTIES hadn't heard, Democrats don't count at the Republican party national convention!
I can't find any Republicans who say they are going to vote for Bill Bradley?
- Bongo ( OPE or POE? )
