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And you thought I was done, didn't you? Wrong; I have just begun to fight!

The stink of Democrat bad breath has forced me to brave the pain and to typeth here for a few moments...

We can all agree that the Democrat Party has become truely morally bankrupt under their great living God Pharoah Bill Clinton, our current Liar-in-chief and First Philanderer. Why don't they just get it over with and change the name to " National Socialist Party " or the just as appropriate, " Liar's Club "? Our precious American Caligula has never met a women he didn't want to service him or a lie that wasn't worth telling. I had always thought that this disease which afflicts the Megalomaniac from Little Rock, causing him to lust after everyone else's women and be incapable of telling the truth, was spreading to the rest of his ilk ( those who feel they must further pigeon hole or stereotype themselves by adding a " D " after their names and/or unholy titles ). Well, after watching their lying antics quite closely for the last four weeks, I have now come to the conclusion that Slick Willie has only managed to awaken a latent, recessive gene which is ever present within all democRATs and itching to get out!

One must only look to last night's script-o-matic in New Hampshire featuring the Dogmatic Duo of Al Whore and Bill Baglady to realize that the affliction which effects the DNC is malignant and not benign! I am not going to rehash that ridiculous, poor excuse for a pseudo-debate, but if you missed it, pay particular attention to how easily Algore lies like a reptile ( apologies to the frogs and gators out there that are quite a bit less slimey than the amnesiac Vice Campaigner-in-chief ) and viciously attacked the more honest ( perhaps a better term would be less dishonest? ) Dollar Bill ( they don't give him that nick name unless he does the old Goldfinger routine in his spare time ). Bore proved he has no integrity left in reciting his poll driven answers to scripted questions with a reckless abandonment of reality, like Bill Clinton under oath ( seemingly, Al Baby must have watched Clinton's depositions in order to pick up a few pointers? ).

To his credit, even though he was left holding the bag ( presumably full of dog excrement ), Bradley didn't light it and leave it on Gore's front doorstep as a pre-Halloween gift. Bradley may be beholden to the same Washington D. C. elite that Gore is, but he has never met a left turn that he didn't like, unlike Gore, who has never met a donor he didn't like. Bradley didn't attack nor whimper; he only kept up his movement more and more stage right ( your LEFT )! Man, you just have gotta' admire Bradley's resolve in not joining in on the mud slinging!

I think that I now understand the true difference between Bill Bradley and Al Gore. Bradley wants to collect all the money and spend it on big government programs but Al Gore wants collect all the money and spend it on himself?

- Bongo ( Pinch my life support tube? )


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Updated ( 10-28-99 )
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