I be rambling to my polling place, to cast my vote. I urge everyone else to do the same.

Normally, I punch some ' D 's, ' I 's, and ' R 's. My rule on propositions is to vote NO, unless I know all the details and ramifications of the particular proposition itself. This year, there is a striking difference; there will be no ' D 's punched! There were some ' D 's that I punched last time, that just made me sick in their defense of Clinton's depravity, and they no longer deserve to be in positions of political power. I was going to vote straight Republican, to show my support for the party of fairness and decency, but my conscience told me to vote for non-Democrats ( including some ' I 's ).

This election, ' D ' does not stand for Democrat, but: Deceit, Depravity, and " Don't vote for that guy ". This is my own personal way to show Democrats that their blind defense of the President is offensive to me. Unlike the Republicans in the Nixon/Watergate years, the Democrats have chosen to support their beloved emperor, no matter what the facts are proven to be, to their own demise!

Cryptology?

RNC = Righteous Not Corrupt. DNC = Deceitful 'N Corrupt. ACLU = All Clinton Lovers Unite. CBC ( Congressional Black Caucus ) = Clinton's Best Confusers. CNN = Clinton Nonesense Network. RC ( Rainbow Coalition ) = Re-elect Clinton ( Hillary in 2000? ). WJC and HRC = We Just Campaign and Have Real Corruption. SOB = Shame On Bill. BS = Bill's Sonata. IRS = Immediate Retribution ( for ) Saying ( anything bad about the first philanderer ). FBI = For Bill's Information. DOJ = Deftly Obstruct Justice. NEA = No Ethics Apparent. NOW = Not Objective Women. IMF = Intercept Money For ( Bill's Swiss bank account ). HMO = Hillary's Monetary Obsession. AWOL = And Willie's Out Lying. USA = Under Socialist Attack!

Did I leave any out?

- Bongo ( Tonight, we will see if I was in the majority. )