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Leon County Circuit Court gets a RAT infestation?

( or, How many lawyers does it take to elect a president? )

November 28th after his boss, Mister Vice President, tried again in vain to rationalize putting the country through more economic turmoil in theft of the election, as in another nose dive day on Wallstreet caused by another usless Al Gore appearence on television still in denial of his loss, stalked his way out of the federal courthouse where he had just filed still another lawsuit for him. Laurence Tribe, Clinton impeachment defense attorney, expert testifier, turned Gore Campaign attack dog, not unexpectedly thought, " The Bush Campaign has distorted... " EVERYTHING YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE. Look for DISTORTED to be the new DIRTYcRAT MANTRA.

While MSNBC stayed on the DIRTYcRAT TRIBE, Fox News Channel switched to Karen Hughes. She began, " The original count, the recount, the manual recount; having come up short all those times, Al Gore tries to make up more new rules ". She continued, " First he tries to change the rules in the middle of the game; now he tries to change the rules after the count is over ". In response to a question, she replied, " The Governor has asked us all to be humble ". Toward the end, in response to a typically liberally slanted accusatory question, she finished, " We know Vice President Gore has gone to court in Florida to try to overturn the election ".

AL GORE HAS PROVEN HIMSELF TO BE THAT ELEMENTARY SCHOOL SORE LOSER KID, WHO ALWAYS TRIED TO CHANGE THE RULES TO FIT HIM DURING THE GAME, AND KNOCKED THE GAME ALL OVER THE PLACE AT THE END IF HE LOST!

Michael Isikoff of Newsweek Magazine thought, " Al Gore and Joseph Lieberman believe they are in the right here ". On why Gore came back out to the microphone less than twenty-four hours after his last visit, " They have lost their political touch here, that is why he spoke again ". On how much more destruction on Wallstreet we can expect, he promised, " The legal manuvers could go on for several weeks ". Oh man, I don't know if I can take it?

FINALLY MSNBC CHANGES THERE MISTAKE ( LIE? ) IN REPORTING THE SEMINOLE COUNTY CONTEST BY GORE AS BEING ABOUT ACTUAL BALLOTS AND NOT ABSENTEE BALLOT REQUEST FORMS!

Sheesh, Chris Matthews has such dark circles under his eyes, that no amount of make-up could cover them up.

If you have to look at a ballot under a microscope to see if there was a vote; there wasn't any vote!

The problem is that the DIRTYcRATS had their KANGAROO COURT extend the counting process more than a week, thinking this was going to be the Bush Campaign's time for contesting. The joke is on them, as they didn't win the certified count and they are given the time they were all laughing about last week was going to be given to Bush!

MEANWHILE, IN LEON COUNTY CIRCUIT COURT...

Is Dexter Douglas playing to the television audience or talking to Judge Sander Sauls? You know, win or lose; that Judge Sauls is a fine old crusty judge ( I really mean that affectionately, and I don't mean Douglas. )! From the look of his ( Boies? Douglas? Daley? Clinton? ) little RATS running around with the display boards, I was thinking they may RUN out for some COCKtails or get the KNEEpads for their JOHN? Dexter Douglas played so fast and loose with the truth that it boggled the mind and I can't believe he wasn't held in contempt of court. I held him in my contempt! " Emergency order to begin counting ", is what he really wanted. He threatened, " Some day somebody is going to count these votes and it is going to be bad if it goes the other way ". I guess he must be concerned that A RECOUNT OF BROWARD, PALM BEACH AND VOLUSIA COULD EXPOSE THE BALLOT BOX STUFFING BY THE DIRTYcRAT CANVASS BOARDS THERE!

Cool, da' judge disallowed the Gore commie rat lawyer display board, saying, " That is just a copy of what I have here at the bench ". Finally a voice of reason...?

Joe Klock, attorney for the Secretary of State, simply stated, " They followed the court's order. If the certificate had included a provision for a partial count; we could have accepted it " ( the Palm Beach County incomplete vote tabulations ). " The Democrats asked, and got extended, the protest period; reapportionment of the time from the contest period to the protest period ".

Barry Richard ( I must be watching too many monitors at the same time, because he is starting to look like Keith Richards? ) argued and urged that the court " didn't want to suspend due process " ( That's lawyer talk for enough time to respond or react. ). He pointed out very correctly, " The reason why we find ourselves in this position was caused by the plantiff ".

Judge Sauls finally spoke at length, and when he speaks people listen, especially while DUCK hunting, " I have just about stripped the defendant of his due process ". He made it clear about not starting a ballot counting circus with a rhetorical question, " Before we start counting, what would be the standards "? Asked to speed things up he decided, " I am not going to interfere with the Supreme Court on Friday ". Not giving in to Democrat counsel's pressure and flawed arguement, he ruled, " The deadline would be twelve o'clock Friday...The hearing is scheduled for Saturday ".

LATER, FOX WAS FAIR AND BALANCED.

William Bennet surfaced, " Isn't it interesting that Boies isn't called on his miscitation of the Illinois case ( in which dimpled chad are not allowed, though Boies keeps quoting the opposite )". Sounding perfectly true to me, he said, " To have chosing our president done by six hundred lawyers is a problem ". Using his own brand of speech, he continued, " He ( Gore ) turned the dog's loose, but now it is getting quite embarassing ".

GOP Representitive Lincoln Diaz-Balart of Florida testified, " I was at Miami-Dade. I was there. I saw it. They were fabricating votes. There were no holes and they divined the voter's intent "! DIRTYcRATS READ THAT TWICE, OR THREE TIMES, MAYBE FOUR TIMES WILL DO?

Mayor Joe Carollo of Miami began, " The reason why so many Cuban Americans voted for Bush was Elian Gonzalez. The main precincts they were counting were the very heavily Democrat ones ". He did defend his own election contest, as an example of contesting because of provable fraud, " We were able to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt, there was fraud; there is no fraud here ". He finished, " The people of the United States of America are losing; they are being hurt by this process "!

I fear this whole thing is going to turn a lot more ugly before it is over. You just can't think anything good is going to come out of a process where so many lawyers are involved!

- Bongo ( Send me some stale cheese? )


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Updated ( 11-29-2000 )
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