With Bill Clinton's moral authority eroded beyond repair, he took his travelling damnation show to California to do what he does best, raise a few bucks from the integrity impared. I wonder if he raised enough to pay for his entourage? To pay off Paula Jones? How does it make you feel ( Democrats included ), that your tax dollars may indirectly go to pay off the President's debts? You better believe that the DNC isn't going to repay the costs of the royal trek for cash, to the pacific!

Well, the signs reading IMPEACHMENT and RESIGN were even present in la-la land! He may not even be safe in West Hollywood, the Mecca of immorality. I assume that he still raised a million or two, in the city that brought you such memorable television hits as Ellen and that wonderful, gratifyingly cancelled, sitcom about the transvestite executive.

Maybe he came to Hollywood, to pitch a new television show idea to Harry and his buddies; the small screen version of " Bob, Carol, Ted and Alice "? He may be producing in Hollywood, " sooner rather than later "!

Okay, so Clinton probably had some excellent words of encouragement for Gray Davis and Barbara Boxer, as they are locked in un-winable contests in California. Matt Fong ( who I believe used to be a Democrat ) will really cream ( not that way ) Barbar Boxer, and give California a more intelligent and productive Senator. There was something apropos about California being represented by two extremely far left-wing women! It's sort of like " Heather Has Two Moms " - required reading in Hillary's Global Village.

Or maybe, he just wanted to visit his favorite hair-dresser at LAX?

- Bongo ( go back to Arkansas... )