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*On EDUCATION
When her husband Bill was governor of Arkansas, he gave Hillary a free hand in trying to rehabilitate the public education system there. Remember, the old two for the price of one routine? Well, she was a fantastic success; taking the rotten forty-eighth place educational system in Arkansas and single handidly helping it to a resounding fiftieth!
*On HEALTH CARE
Thinking that she did such a splendid job with the school system in Arkansas, Bill decided to make her National Health Care Czar. Oops, she took the title a little bit too seriously. She would have made Karl Marx proud. Sadly, even fifty percent of Congressional Democrats loved her socialized medicine program so much, that they voted against taking her bitter pill.
*On INVESTMENTS
Cattle futures all around!
*On HER SUBPOENED ROSE LAWFIRM BILLING RECORDS SHOWING UP IN THE WHITE HOUSE
On keeping proper billing records, or making sure nobody accidentally finds what you have hidden, Hillary would say she thought the subpoena was for " Bill's " records and not her " billing " records. It's a simple mistake, really. It could have happened to anyone.
*On FILEGATE
She will insist that she didn't hire Craig Livingstone.
*On TRAVELGATE
She will insist that she didn't fire Billy Dale.
Oh man, I am really trying to think of something positive that Hillary Clinton has done. Really, I just seem to be drawing a blank, except for INVESTMENTS. I guess, I just have a bad memory; help me out?
- Bongo ( Bob your head like Hillary? )
