COOL HEADS ( REMAIN OBJECTIVE ). Whitney Adams, Anne Coulter, Sam Donaldson, Kelly Ann Fitzpatrick, John Fund, Bob Gibson, Burton Katz, Joseph deGenova, Larry Klayman, Mark Levine, Chris Matthews, Bill O'Reilly ( he is tough on everybody ), Cokie Roberts.

SHRUNKEN HEADS ( BLINDLY REPEAT DNC TALKING POINTS ). Eleanor Clift, Alan Colmes ( he had his one day of sanity ), Lanny Davis, Nancy Grace, Jessie Jackson ( lucky you are already forgiven ), Mandy Grunwald, Jennifer Lazlo, Steve McMahon, Mark Mellman, Geraldo Rivera ( excuse me, but your opinion is not news ), Mark Sidley, Bob Strum ( gives Groomaldo a run for his money ).

WITCH DOCTORS ( BEND WITH THE BREEZE ). Cynthia Alksne ( though she is poised to be miniaturized ), Marcia Clarke ( just can't seem to shake off the OJ loss ), William Ginsburg ( though he is hardly worth shrinking ), Dick Morris ( can't argue with this characterization ), Wendy Murphy ( though she usually tows the DNC line to the word ), George Step-on-all-of-us ( nuff said ).

DOING THE WAR DANCE ( CALLING FOR RESIGNATION OR IMPEACHMENT ). Gloria Allred, Rev. Jerry Falwell.

PYGMIES ( HIDING FROM US ). Paul Begala, Susan Estrich ( she has poked her head out ), Patricia Ireland, Dee Dee Meyers.

BUCKING FOR CHIEF ( STRONGLY PARTISAN ). Mark Braden, Pat Buchanan, Bob Dornan ( yup, he's a talking head; unless or until, he gets elected again ), Matt Drudge, Jennifer Grossman, Sean Hannity ( he tries to be objective, but you can tell he is very emotional ), Ariana Huffington, Al Hunt ( though he did blast Geraldo for taking a fictional mud slinging shot at dissenting Democratic Rep. Paul McHale, on Capital Gang ),Micheal Kinsley ( he can be quite objective, at times ), John McLaughlin, Oliver North, Dennis Shea, George Will.

NOT WORTH SHRINKING ( TO BE IGNORED ). Tom Brokaw ( he may actually be a malfunctioning android ), James and Mary Carville ( not Jack and Jill ), Larry King ( how does he keep a straight face? ), Julianne Malveaux ( she always seems to be on last weeks DNC talking points ), Mike McCurry ( can't keep a straight face ), Gerry Spence ( couldn't find a better defense attorney, though ), Keith Watters.

Did I miss anyone? This is an on-going, and updated list; check back in a day or two.

- Bongo ( death by ooga-booga... )