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All Hail The Blonde-haired, Red-lipped, Women of The Right!

A tribute to the honor and integrity of our newest female role models.

Before the recent Washington scandals broke ( and their vivisection by TV talking heads ), we were usually only subjected to far left-wing radical feminists. We have now seen the rise of a new and different female animal of the species. These ladies remain cool, calm, and collected in the face of attacks based on emotionalism and illogic. They hold their ground and respond with facts, in the face of spin and attack. Who are these marvelous moms, these lucious ladies; our new hope for the 21st century? They are attorneys, politicians, and sometimes just wives. We are proud that they offer up a new role model to our nations young girls.

Kelly Ann Fitzpatrick is attractive and smart. The lefties fear her, because she always knows the facts and is articulate enough to express them without obvious Republican bias. She is not a politician or former prosecutor, but a pollster. This gives her a good idea of how folks feel about popular topics. She stays well informed and doesn't jump to unwarranted conclusions when some new allegation surfaces.

Jennifer Grossman was(is) a Republican speech writer, I believe. She is intelligent, cute, and a partisan conservative. I love the way she seems to upset her talking head counter parts.

Ann Coulter is a Constitutional Law Attorney; personally, I think she is the most attractive one of the bunch. She seems to give both sides fits in the war of talking heads, with her level headed judicial approach!

Whitney Adams is a former Federal prosecutor. She is one of a handful of these legal analysts who seem to be able to comment on the process through objective eyes. She illustrates her points with historical examples and refuses to speculate in areas that she is not familiar with. She seems to form her opinions, with an eye toward the future consequences and the legal ramifications of what it done now. She is a particularly good role model for any female contemplating a carreer in law!

Barbara Olson is also a former Federal prosecutor. She has a great smile, and a conservative attitude. I hesitate to guess at her party affiliation, but her grasp of Federal law seems to be extraordinary!

NOT BLONDE. Ariana Huffington ( I would vote for her, before I would vote for her husband; if I could ) is pretty far right of my own views. She does stand up to the spinmeister-liars by answering their fictions with the facts as she knows them. Some may find her voice irratating; especially those lefties who know she is giving the facts they wanted to ignore. She is willing to raise that voice to make her points over the litany of subject changers that seem to populate the media. She does not engage in ad hominum attacks or whine the authorized DNC party line that women like Wendy Murphy or Dede ( I never passed my Whitehouse staff drug test ) Meyers, seem to always expouse.

Let us not forget the older female role models like Gov. Todd Christie Whittman or Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchinson. They contrast the social democrats like Carol Moseley Brown and the Senate's own " Bobsy Twins " from California. Former Federal prosecutor, Victoria Toensing manages to keep her cool and remain objective; even in the light of personal attacks on her own integrity.

Thank God that these women are finally getting the recognition they deserve. Finally, the youngsters of today have someone to look up to that isn't a far left radical or socialist ( good bye Gloria and Hillary; they are laughing at you now ).

- Bongo ( former male chauvinist pig )


Opinions expressed here are those of the individuals themselves; and may not necessarily reflect those of BONGO'S FALLOUT SHELTER.

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Updated ( 7-17-98 )
(c)1998 Bongo.