Most Americans think of arabic people and Middle Eastern locations, when they hear the words " Muslim " or " Islamic Fundamentalist ". With the illegal NATO Clinton/Gore War against Yugoslavia waging in the Balkans, the spotlight has been put on the Albanian Muslim refugees and the radical terrorist Islamic Fundamentalist Kosovo Liberation Army. Americans now feel pity for the Muslim refugees and embrace the terrorists as freedom fighters. It's hard not to feel sorry for the displaced refugees, but to stand with the terrorist KLA is quite beyond belief. Man, what Yasser Arafat would have given for this kind of press twenty years ago, to twist the truth and paint the Israelis as the villians.
In 1992 part of Bill Clinton's inheritance from George Bush, was the unfinished situation against Iraq, coincidentally a Muslim nation in the main part. One could argue that Iraq was a terrorist nation, as well as Libya, for instance. Libya had it own separate problem regarding the alleged bombers of Pan Am Flight 103 over Lockerbie, which seem to have been solved by United Nations Secretary General Kofi Annan, with no thanks to Bill Clinton. Other mostly Muslim countries associated with terrorist activities abound around the different continents of the world, including: the Sudan and Afganistan.
With terrorist bombings hitting us at home in America with the World Trade Center bombing, and abroad with the embassies, Bill Clinton loudly declared a " war or terrorism ". As the investigation into his impeachable conduct in office as president got closer and closer to the truth, Clinton seized upon the specter of Muslim terrorists to deflect the nation's attention from his direct lies on television and the witnesses speaking out against him.
First on the " wag the dog " target list was radical Islamic Fundamentalist Ossama Bin Laden. It couldn't have seemed more perfect to Clinton, as he would be killing two birds with one stone; sending a message to the terrorists not to mess with him and throwing a smoke screen between the American people and the truth about his perverted conduct in the Oval Office. Now, all he had to do was have the Pentagon find some targets for him to chose from and have the appropriate naval forces hurry to their stations, as his Grand Jury deposition date was getting closer. Well, with his deposition over, one suspected terrorist chemical factory in Sudan, a terrorist summer camp in the mountains of Afganistan, and dozens of million-dollar cruise missiles down; less than one year later, we all know the innocent factory actually did make aspirin and the tents in the mountains were empty. Though some courageous people in the media did scream, " wag the dog ", the phoney war was so successful that Clinton decided he would try phoney peace the next time!
Enter Yasser Arafat of Palestine and Benjamin Netanyahu of Israel, looking for renewed peace negotiations. One would have thought that the arab terrorist would have taken it in the shorts, when matched up against the civilized leader of America's friend Israel. But no, the Israelis were read surrender terms disguised as an interim peace agreement at Wye. Only some heavy arm-twisting by King Hussein of Jordan, got Netanyahu to sign himself and his country down the river. This was the first time Bill Clinton openly exhibited that he was ready to grant anything, within a bit of reason, to the radical Islamic Fundamentalist terrorists ( but for what hidden reason? ). The PLO got it's own " Terrorist International Airport " at Gaza City to make flying in and out by wanted international criminals much easier. They also got the closest thing Clinton could give them on rubber stamping the declaration of a Palestinian state in 1999. Clinton got some great photo opportunities, though Airforce One had to provide the little plastic United States flags for the arab children to wave at the President as he dedicated " Terrorist International " and possibly legitimized Hamas and the Islamic Jihad. The only other mainstream Muslim terrorist group left out, seemed to be Hezbollah?
With the peace failing in Northern Ireland and Israel, and the impeachment heat getting hotter, Clinton dumped the phoney peace idea and bombed Iraq, the day before his impeachment vote in the House of Representitives. This incredibly obvious " wag the dog " routine was directed at Saddam Hussein, but wound up assisting the Iraqis in permanently driving the UNSCOM weapons inspectors out of their country. While this one on the surface may seem like an action directed against a Muslim entitity, you must look at the end result of the short bombing campaign as being infinitely beneficial for both Clinton and Saddam. Clinton got his diversion and Saddam got a free rein to develope his nuclear and biological weapons unsupervised!
It's early 1999 and Clinton is impeached and threatened with removal by the Senate, but he is ultimately cleared by the wildly partisan Democrat minority exoneration conspiracy. To clear his tarnished image for the history books, after this embarassment, and repay his debt to his " liars ", Clinton looked for something dramatic to do. Still having his successful prior " wag the dog " routines fresh in his mind, he immediately thought " war ", and obviously " Albania ". To his surprise and delight, he found out the Albanians were Muslims and a radical criminal extremist group made up of almost all Islamic Fundamentalists from Albania, who were allied with Ossma Bin Laden, Hamas and Islamic Jihad, was available for use. Thus the Kosovo Liberation Army was belatedly taken off the White House list of terrorist organizations and the foundation was started to portray them as innocent victims and heroic freedom fighters, completely ignoring the fact that they were mostly murders and drug dealers.
Well, these Balkan Muslims demanded the province of Kosovo from Serbia as payment for their complicity in Clinton's puny little plan. This was fine with Clinton as it was a tiny spect on the map far away from America. He got together with Madeleine Albright and they jointly tossed their integrity out the window ( passer-bys didn't notice anything of substance coming out of the open window ). Albright saw it as a chance to puff out her bellicose chest and rehabilitate her image with the toothless NATO alliance. The NATO alliance of post World War II losers was eager to beat some war drums to prove that it really wasn't only the actions of America that removed Hitler from their midst.
While Clinton sat in the Oval Office laughing his ass off about his ' wag the dog ' routine using Albania as the source of the good guys, directly opposite of the real " Wag The Dog " movie, he loosed the dogs of war against the innocent Serbian Yugoslavians, who were now turned into the villians. The rest is recent ancient history. The Muslim refugees are given solace and free trips to the world city of their choice, as well as a thousand plane NATO airforce for their terrorist Albanian Kosovar separatist army, while the Serbians get cruise missiles for breakfast, smart bombs for lunch and cluster bombs for dinner. To add insult to injury, the Serbian leadership is targetted to be villified by the White House spinmeister propaganda machine as gencidal murders, precisely what the Islamic Fundalmentalist Albanians have been doing to them of late? Only Bill Clinton can get away with turning the world inside out and upside down this way.
If you are at all conspiracy obsessed, it just has to make you think that there could be a hidden reason behind this obvious coddling of the Islamic terrorist organizations. Is it possible that since Pan Am 800 was possibly shot down out of the sky near New York, or since the aspirin factory in Khartoum was bombed, Clinton has made a clandestine deal with the Muslim terrorists to spare some United States city an attack by a " weapon of mass destruction " in exhange for our help or non-interference somewhere?
- Bongo ( Shovel it in? )