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The Gorinch tries to steal the election!

( or, Al Gore stars as the Grinch who tried to steal the election? )

It is November 16, 2000 and the unholy forces of evil controlled by Vice President Al Gore are still trying to steal the election from the American people and a GOP candidate Governor George W. Bush, willing to wait until Saturday for the final results. Now we find out that Chris Lehane and, I believe, Bill Daley may have been the ones who talked him into it?

Supposedly, the election night debacle for Gore went down something like this:

Al Gore respected the call of George Bush as the winner of the election and called him to concede. He then got in a motorcade to head for a Veterans Memorial to offer a concession speech to his followers. This is where it gets fuzzy. Reportedly, Chris Lehane and others ( including Bill Daley? ) stayed behind. On the drive, Al Gore received a call from Lehane or Daley telling him something which made him call the then President-elect George W. Bush to retract his previous concession telephone call. We will probably never know if the call from his Campaign was to suggest he may actually eek out a slim victory, or if they figured out a way to steal the election? After seeing the lying and cheating that Lehane and Daley are capable of and comfortable with, I would not count out the later and even favor it greatly over the former!

Governor Jeb Bush of Florida finally weighed in on the Florida Secretary of State ruling not to count the questionable illegal votes being manufactured by Gore Campaign workers in four highly cheese smelling rat counties said, " My hope would be the court would validate her decision ".

Don't get me wrong; I still think Al Gore is the scum of the Earth to try to steal a national election, but I did hear details of that faithful night, when those considerablely more morally bankrupt than him, or so they seem at first glance, may have talked him into abandoning any of the remaining scruples he may have secretly retained after joining the morally bankrupt Democrat Party. Who would have believed that Vice President Al Gore, whom I voted for in a previous presidential primary in 1988, if I remember correctly, could have been ( Bill or Hillary? ) Clintonized into a common political criminal, capable of doing absolutely anything imaginable under the Sun, in a bid to keep the Clinton/Gore Monarchy in power in Washington D.C.!

I am now starting to realize why the DIRTYcRATS in Florida are getting so desperate. First, they see their chance of stealing the election for their boy Al Gore slipping through their soiled fingers and away like so many fallen chad screaming to be evidence of wholesale DNC voter fraud; and second, the evidence of the RATS MANIPULATING BALLOTS is becoming more clear by the moment and part of the criminal investigation record. Not only has the CHAD QUEEN OF BALLOT BOX STUFFING, Carol Roberts been allegedly seen by three witnesses who filed written affidavits under penalty of perjury ( not the worthless Bill Clinton type ) to be manipulating ballots, but the CHAD LEFT OVER ON THE FLOOR AFTER A DIRTYcRAT BALLOT STEALING ROUTINE has been booked as evidence as well. The DIRTYcRAT CRIMINALS may be getting visions of court rooms and jail cells in their conscienceless heads!

On the Fox News Network ( Only leaning toward the left, instead of the left and lefter antics of the ABC and NBC partisan Democrat lapdog propaganda organs? ).

John Gibson called the possible vote theft or fraud as, " partisan political interpretation of ballots ". Very diplomatic and downright ' Fox Fair And Balanced ' ( I don't have to be that! ).

Sandra Mortham, former Florida Secretary of State, opined, " The Bush campaign is absolutely correct ", and pointed out, " Some ballots have been counted more than four times ".

Bob Crawford of the Florida State Canvassing Board offered that the Secretary of State made, " The right decision ". " It is the law ", he continued on doing a third, this time manual, recount of the entire state, " Recounting six million votes would be a monumental undertaking; Florida law never intended that to be done ".

Peter Deutsch, DIRTYcRAT SUPREME on Broward County corruption being exposed by finding numerous chads littering the floor where they were manufacturing Gore votes, said, " That is normal ". Huh? What a piece of work this EXTREME RAT LIAR IS!

Paul Rothstein, billed as Georgetown Law Professor, spiked, " She apparently did not use any statutes in her decision ". Oh really? This guy acts like he is non-partisan but I heard clearly the statutes quoted and read some of them myself. SHAME ON ROTHSTEIN FOR BEING A DIRTYcRAT PUPPET. He should go back and hide under his Groomaldo Show Guest rock to look for his lost integrity! Oh, now a half-hour later, Rothstein is back but has changed his tune about Harris not using any statutes. Evidently someone must have told him that his DIRTYcRAT COLORS WERE SHOWING, before ( or he actually finally read her written decision? )!

NOT WANTING TO CONSUME SOUR GRAPES, THE RATS SQUEAL IN COURT, " The decision was made in advance "? Now, isn't that new, unusual and creative!

Judge Terry Lewis of Florida asked the assembled attornies in an appeal hearing, " Is there anything that says they ( THE FOUR DIRTYcRAT GORE VOTE MANUFACTURING CENTERS? ) can't continue doing that ( ENGAGE IN OBVIOUS ELECTION FRAUD AND THEFT THROUGH ENDLESS SO-CALLED RECOUNTS? ) "? Bush attorney Mike Carvin argued about the counting and endless recounting as, " A lack of due dilligence to meet the deadline ".

Fox reported that from the DNC, " an emergency email was sent out to the trial lawyers to get down to Florida on their own time "? Man, that is sick. I think we should ban the commie lawyers from collecting, like flies on steaming cowpies, in Florida!

Don Evans of the Bush Capaign commented, " The process must be accurate; from what we see this is not the case. The ballots are changing before our very eyes "! He offered up some sanity in a world turned upside down by Democrat Party hacks and lawyers, " It is not up to the Bush or Gore campaigns to determine when the election is over ". He then announced a very mature decision made by the Bush campaign to help the nation through these tough times brought on by the Democrats and Gore Camapign in particular, " We will not seek a recount in the close election in Iowa. Governor Bush thinks the time of not knowing must end. Tomorrow we will win or lose ( upon the total of Florida absentee ballots ). Tomorrow's result will be honored ".

MSNBC covers a Yale Law School class live, the instructor's name being withheld here to protect the guilty or innocent. How's that for your liberal news media, trial lawyers propaganda conspiracy of world socialism and litigation fees?

On C-Span, GOP Senator Fred Thompson of Tennessee held a news conference, not aired in it's entirety on the cable news shows, seemingly because he wasn't a liberal and he made the common sense like he always does. He started, " We feel there has been an election, there have been recounts and the total Saturday should be honored ". He stood up proud to be an American with, " Our elections in this country are better than they are anywhere else in the world, but they are not perfect ". He did make one negative statement concerning our college age population, " Some (-name of University withheld-) students allegedly have voted two, three and even four times ". I don't think we ever should have reduced the official voting age to 18! He had to address the endless handling of the paper punch cards, " The ballots deteriorate and produce different results ". He also debunked the widespread DIRTYcRAT lies about the GOP asking for or receiving hand counts in Bush leaning areas, the opportunity for mischief at the counting centers, etc. Answering a liberally motivated and worded question about Gore asking for a meeting before Saturday, he replied, " I wouldn't want to be the one handling the logistics for a meeting between those two before hand ".

THE MEAGER POSITIVE GAINS IN THE STOCK MARKET YESTERDAY BY THE RULINGS OF FINALITY, HAVE BECOME ERASED BY THE NEW TRIPLE DIGIT CRASH TODAY, WHICH WAS SPAWNED RIGHT AFTER THE COVERAGE OF THE SOUR GRAPES CRYING DIRTYcRATS FILING THEIR NUMEROUS APPEALS IN COURT BEGAN!

THE FLORIDA SUPREME COURT ORDERED THE MANUAL RECOUNTS COULD CONTINUE. LOOK FOR A CONTINUING TRIPLE DIGIT CRASH TOMORROW WHICH MY BE A NEW RECORD DROP. I FEAR WE MAY CALL FRIDAY THE 17TH BLACK FRIDAY AFTER TOMORROW!

Proving the DIRTYcRATS are the lowest form of life on the face of the planet and that the Hamas/Hezbollah Wing of the National Socialist Democrat Party is well represtented in West Palm Beach, Judge Robert Burton, looking like an overstuffed Herman Goring dictocrat buffoon, described a new set of subjective rules for recounting ballots where every indication of a vote ( for Gore? ) was to be counted! Huh? These sick SOCIALIST DIRTYcRAT PIGS IN PALM BEACH MAKE ME WANT TO VOMIT, the way they blatantly steal the election for Gore and throw it up on international television to the COMPLIANT GORE-LOVING EXTREME LEFT WING LIBERAL NEWS MEDIA HUNGRY FOR A DNC VICTORY AT ALL COSTS! The only thing of interest he said was, " I think Howard Stern is waiting for you over there "!

On Fox news Senator Phil Gramm stopped short of accusing the RATS of fraud, but did think the 78 pieces of chad on the floor indicated something considerably less than a fair process.

" Welcome back my friends, to the vote that never ends ", announces Fox News Channel commentator Tony Snow.

William F. Buckley Jr. was on RATBALL, while " THOU SHALT NOT STEAL " was on the cover of National Review. He thought both sides would, " take every possible course of action to reverse events ". Treading lightly on the issue of DIRTYcRAT vote fraud, he tongued, " A recount is an invitation to an evaluating procedure ". Talking about the absurdity of the voters not understanding the ballot in Palm Beach, he said, " You don't have to be litterate, you only have to be eighteen years old biologically ".

Somewhere else, Bill Krystol thought the Electoral College members may face intimidation, as he wondered, " Are they ( DIRTYcRATS ) doing opposition research on Repiblican legislators "? He finished, " This is what Bill Clinton has given us "!

The Clinton/DNC/Gore/Matthews Gestalt Beast opined, " The best ballot counter for the Democrats would be Edward Scissorhands ".

On (DN)C-Span, The William Daley DIRTYcRAT SQUEALED with glee that, " The Florida Supreme Court sent a clear message to the counties to continue ". Daley spew political bile as he blatantly and intentionally lied, " The counts can continue, not withstanding the Secretary's deadline ". This shows what a LIAR THIS DIRTYcRAT IS, as the deadline is clearly written in the Florida statute, and Daley knows darn well it is! David Boies continued the DIRTYcRAT LIE-FEST, saying the deadline and the Secreatry's actions were " arbitrary ". Remember the ARBITRARY mantra from yesterday? I knew you would. DEMOCRATS ARE SHAMELESS.

On Fox, Dick Cheney, GOP candidate for Vice President, said, " The votes were counted, and recounted, Governor Bush won...go to the absentee ballots and rap it up ". He boldly spoke up about the Democrats stealing the vote in Florida with, " The whole notion of counting is now short for manipulation of the ballots "!

On MSNBC, GOP Senator Pete Domedici said, " I think it would be pretty tough for the Republican Congress if Governor Bush loses the election ".

James Baker said of Bill Daley trying to act like he had a mouth full of canary, " You have just witnessed a superb example in the art of legal spin ". He down played the judge's action and correctly characterized, " It was an interim order ". He clarified, " The ruling was that there is no legal impediment to the recounts continuing ". He dismissed the liberal news media beginning to attack the GOP with, " Those what-if questions; I am not going to spend a lot of time on ". Barry Richard repeated to the press, " I haven't seen the court reverse anything ".

BOY, THESE MEELIE-MOUTHED LAWYERS ARE REALLY MEELIE-MOUTHED LAWYERS.

It should now be perfectly obvious to absolutely anyone that George W. Bush wants to spare the nation weeks of uncertainty and puts the people above himself, through not challenging the many close state votes going against him which were also single digit thousands in total, the same as it was in Florida. It should also be very clear just how corrupt and selfish Al Gore is, in continuing to challenge every ruling in court and to dispatch his minnions to Florida in a shameful attempt to steal the election through vote ' tabulation ' fraud!

- Bongo ( Hide the valuables and pray for the laughable sheep voters of New York State? )


Opinions expressed here are those of the individuals themselves; and may not necessarily reflect those of BONGO'S FALLOUT SHELTER.

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Updated ( 11-17-2000 )
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