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I Got Some Good News And Some Bad News

First, the bad news...

1) NATO ( America ) continues it's illegal genocidal campaign of bombing mostly civilian targets in Yugoslavia.

2) President Bill Clinton has brought Red China and Russia closer together than any other time since the Cold War, with his bombing of Yugoslavia ( and us closer to nuclear war than since the Cuban missile crisis ).

3) Clinton has turned NATO into a malignant cancer that must be excised from the body Europe ( it should have had a joint burial along with the Warsaw Pact ).

4) Red Chinese scientists are lining their specimen cages with American nuclear secrets ( the guidance and missile stuff is still on the toilet tank ).

5) It is still legal for American political parties to line their pockets with foreign campaign contributions by the millions, as long as it is " soft money " ( do you determine what is hard and what is soft money, by taking a stool sample from the politican receiving the donation )?

6) Clinton and the Hollywood media moguls had a big meeting yesterday, where they decided it was the guns, and not their violent movies and television shows, that were responsible for turning the two kids into killers at Columbine High School ( this weekend Clinton goes to Hollywood for a million dollar plus fund raiser ).

7) Even though the two child killers from Littleton broke atleast eighteen gun laws, the United States Senate passed another one today, to appease the politically correct left wing anti-gun crowd ( next they will be anti-samurai sword ).

8) Bill Clinton said The Brady Bill stopped twenty thousand criminals from buying guns. Then why were only twelve prosecuted ( not necessarily convicted )?

9) Clinton declared war on terrorism less than a year ago, but now he sponsors the terrorists of the criminal radical Islamic Fundamentalist Albanian group, the KLA ( UTC )?

10) There is a morally bankrupt, self admitted liar and philanderer, living at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave ( oh, but you knew that already ).

*The good news is that there doesn't seem to be any more bad news today.

- Bongo ( Put yourself on report? )


Opinions expressed here are those of the individuals themselves; and may not necessarily reflect those of BONGO'S FALLOUT SHELTER.

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Updated ( 5-14-99 )
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