Ahtisaari, Martti. Bud Abbott.
Albania. Austria circa 1936?
Albright, Madeleine. The Wicked Witch of the West.
Atrocity. For the Clinton/DNC/NATO/Whitehouse spinmeisters; the killing or uprooting of one ethnic Albanian, but not for a half a million Rwandans?
Bacon, Kenneth. Pentagon class clown; who runs a mailorder clip-on bowtie business, on the side?
Bradley Fighting Vehicle. Pristina pizza delivery van.
Bundeswehr. 1) Schutzstaffel. 2) Einsatzgruppen.
Chernomyrdin, Viktor. Lou Costello.
Clark, Wesley. General of Little Rock, Arkansas perfume salesmen.
Clinton, Bill. The future recipient of a self-awarded Congressional Medal of Honor?
Cohen, William. Secretary of The Wax Museum?
Cruise Missile. Congressional metal of dishonor?
Demilitarize the KLA. Shoot off all the rockets and mortar shells you have at the retreating Serbian refugees.
Disarming the KLA. Pristina gunshow with no age limitations or background checks for Albanians.
Ethnic cleansing. Serbs watching Albanians flee the NATO bombing.
FRY. NATO breakfast cookware.
Genocide. The killing of Albanian terrorist rebels by Serbs.
German peacekeeping troops. The ultimate contradiction of terms.
Germany. Center for the study of ethnic cleansing and genocide.
Greater Albania. Whatever Kosovo Province territory that the Albanians can steal from the Federal Republic of Yugoslavia, with the help of the NATO alliance.
His. All of America's and NATO's war toys.
" I was only following orders ". The excuse of the year for Arkan to Lockhart.
Ivanov, Igor. Gremlin?
Jackson, Michael. NATO ( General ), USO show, master of ceremonies?
Justifiable homocide. The killing of Serbian women and children by Albanians or NATO.
KFOR. Clinton's NATO summer vacation security element.
KLA. Killers and Looters from Albania.
Laser Guided Bomb. House warming gift to the Serbs, from NATO.
Low sulphur coal. Black gold substitute?
M1 Abrams. Escort for Albanian fast food delivery services.
Milosevic, Slobodan. 1) Scapegoat. 2) Mister Bill. 3) Villified, " Wag The Dog ", Clinton/DNC/NATO/Whitehouse human spinmeister target.
NATO. North Atlantic Terrorist Organization.
New World Order. Worship Bill Clinton.
Officer of The Day. The commander who's troops score the most Serbs or hashish from the KLA?
Pedafile. NATO to Yugoslavia?
Questionable results from the bombing. Brilliant victory.
Rubin, James. Not Bruce Wayne.
Russia. Peacemaker ( now that's a good one? ).
Shea, Jamie. Court jester.
Solana, Javier. Stuffed shirt.
TMR. Strobe Talbot?
UCK. Ugly Clinton Kosovars.
Untouchables. The Albanians and their genocidal NATO war criminal ethnic cleansing accomplices.
USMC. 1) Chaparones for the Albanian terrorists. 2) Domino's Pizza delivery boys for the Kosovar Albanians?
VIP. Anyone who can prove they killed a Serb and got away with it?
Voluntary relocation. Serbian refugees fleeing mobs of murderous Albanians?
" Wag The Dog ". Pristina Kennel Club, Nobel Peace Prize, awards ceremony.
World's Policeman, The. Guess who?
Xerox. Substitute for the direct receipt of the Clinton/DNC/NATO/Whitehouse talking points fax memo.
Yeltsin, Boris. Unexpected voice for the forces of truth, justice and national sovereignity.
Zoology. Albanian ethnic studies course?
*To be updated when events warrant it...
- Bongo ( Clarify your stance? )