*The 2000 Budget.

Man, it literally is a cruel hoax or joke. It has enough new social spending programs and dubious new taxes to choke and gag even a left wing liberal Democrat! I already mentioned it with some specificity yesterday, but besides throwing every special interest group a bone, it villifies with new taxes, every industry or product that hasn't given big money to Clinton personally or the DNC. Really man, it is just the most ridiculous thing you could ever imagine. It is like Clinton has gone completely crazy with campaign promises he never intends to keep, or he just can't stop lying anymore ( on paper or in person )? There are even some phoney targetted tax cuts, to obfuscate the people concerning the traditional Republican issue of lowering taxes! Clinton does reward the ultra-rich DNC big business and Hollywood fatcat donors with two billion dollars in the form of corporate welfare? Atleast he can't ever say " the era of big government is over " again, as if his plan is followed, the new bureaucrats will be lining up in droves for perks. " Tax and spend ", has turned into " tax and bend over and spread 'em "!

*The most ethical administration in history?

1) Richard Nixon tried to use the Internal Revenue Service to harass his political enemies through tax audits, but he was not sucessful. Starting from the first year of his presidency, Bill Clinton has successfully had the IRS audit his enemies, or there is an incredible coincidence. Bill ( or more likely Hillary ) Clinton appointed long time crony and old extreme far left wing radical liberal friend of Hillary's from Yale Law School, Margaret Milner Richardson as IRS Commissioner. Clinton-Gore 92 Campaign member/worker Richardson seems to have done her precious first philandering fuhrer's bidding without question! Here is a partial list of IRS audit coincidences ( not in alphabetical order ): Billy Dale ( Whitehouse Travel Office career employee fired to move Clinton cronies in ), UltrAir ( the charter airline used by the Dale run Whitehouse Travel Office ), Paula Jones ( 'nuff said ), George Putnam ( Los Angeles based conservative Democrat radio talk show host calling for the ouster of Clinton from the Whitehouse ), Patricia and Glenn Mendoza ( heckled Clinton, saying " you suck " ), Kent Masterson Brown ( filed the lawsuit that exposed the cronyism of Hillary's failed socialized medicine plan for national health care ), National Review, The American Spectator, the Christian Coalition, Citizens for a Sound Economy, Oliver North's Freedom Alliance, the Heritage Foundation, the National Rifle Association, the Western Journalism Center, the National Center for Public Policy Research, Fortress America and Citizens Against Public Waste ( this list was partially garnered from " High Crimes and Misdemeanors " by Ann Coulter, though the victimized entities and/or individuals have all gone public on being audited ).

2) Richard Nixon was caught on audio tape talking about payments to the Watergate burglars, but these payments were never actually made. Webb Hubbell ( the mouth that hooked hundreds of thousands in consulting fees, while on his way to jail ) got paid more " hush " money after his resignation in disgrace from the Department of Justice than he ever made in any previous year of his life ( or is this another fantastic coincidence? ). The half a million dollars plus for near to nothing, came after a Whitehouse meeting about taking care of him and his family; it includes:

100,000 dollars from the James and Moktar Riady run Indonesian ( foreign bucks again, baby ) Lippo Group.

Undisclosed consulting fees from FOB ( friend of Bill ) Truman Arnold of Arkansas.

18,000 dollars over six months, in consulting fees from rich DNC donor Bernard Rapoport.

60,000 dollars from MacAndrews & Forbes Holdings, run by Vernon Jordan friend Ron Perelman ( that name is associated with Monica Lewinsky, also? ).

5,000 dollars from Time Warner ( they must have realised the error in their ways and only paid Hubbell for a single month ).

24,750 dollars from the city of Los Angeles for little or no work, set up by Mickey Kantor.

45,000 dollars from a grant by Consumer Support and Education Fund of California, but actually paid by attorney John Phillips personally.

Undisclosed consulting fees from SunAmerica Inc, owned by mega-rich major DNC donor Eli Broad.

Undisclosed money from the Mid-America Dairymen's Association, Pacific Telesis Group and Sprint ( a competitor? ).

3) Kathleen Willey was allegedly groped by the sexual predator who currently inhabits 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. When she rebuffed Clinton's grab, grope and symbolic request for penile arousement, she was greated with ridicule and threats. MSNBC's Laura Ingraham had an exclusive interview with private investigator Jared Stern. Stern claims he was hired to " investigate " Kathleen Willey for the Whitehouse by Prudential's Bob Miller ( recently deceased ), associated with Nathan Landow ( who wouldn't testify in front of the Starr Grand Jury, taking the Fifth Amendment ) in a meeting in an underground parking lot. His arrangement included no official paperwork. Jared said of Kathleen Willey, " I believe her story " and she is " an intelligent respectable woman ". Stern added, " The Whitehouse was behind this ". The Whitehouse says it is all " absolute nonsense " ( ofcourse )!

#Hey, wanna' get rich? Join the vast left wing conspiracy covering up for their degenerate first defendant! Rock the boat and it is public smear and/or IRS tax audit time!

- Bongo ( Dejavu who? )