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Media Talking Heads Get What They Deserve?

*Alksne, Cynthia. You shout " fetch ", as you throw the bone for the ' Alksne Beast '. The last thing she hears, is the door slamming behind her!

*Buchanan, Pat. Conservative and loving it.

*Colmes, Alan. Most resembles the hamster running endlessly inside the wheel.

*DiGenova, Joe. Possibly too truthful for his own good.

*Gibson, John. A liberal in moderate's clothing, but entertaining to watch.

*Hannity, Sean. Finally, an emotional conservative.

*Ingraham, Laura. An excellent female role model.

*Jones, Ben. Conservative Democrat and former Georgia Congressman, turned ' talking head ', who has called for Clinton to resign..

*Keyes, Alan. He has enough integrity and morality for several individuals. *Klayman, Larry. Amusing political gadfly to Clinton!

*Levin, Mark. This guy's whiney voice can be obnoxious, but his grasp of the Constitution and other legal matters is amazing.

*Matthews, Chris. Used to be objective, but has finally shown his true liberal Democrat colors. *McLaughlin, John. Bye, bye.

*North, Oliver. Atleast he doesn't leave much of a doubt, on where he stands.

*O'Reilly, Bill. Maybe the most objective man on television.

*Rivera, Geraldo. Disregards all ' No Left Turn ' signs. Takes anything leaked by the Whitehouse as gospell.

#Trotsky, Leon. To the right of Geraldo Rivera.

#Unabomber, The. Possibly the only individual to be to the left of Geraldo politcally.

*Watters, Keith. You need a thick leash for this one ( and a case of disposable pooper-scoopers ).

Have you noticed that many media talking heads are getting their own short-lived cable television ' news ' shows?

- Bongo ( Help me fill in the blanks and return this page to the active month: E-mail. )


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