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Clinton will be expecting the full Lewinsky from Arafat...

...as payback for his public support of a Palestinian State.

Here we go again...

First it was Benjamin Netanyahu, and now it will soon be Ehud Barak ; who will feel the pressure of Bill Clinton's Darth Vader diplomacy of broken promises and lies, ultimatums and betrayals. As the Fourth of July grows closer, so grows the bloodlust in the President's selfish heart.

Seeing the prospects for peace in Northern Ireland flushed down the toilet, as his Good Friday Accords are exposed for the worthless scraps of paper they are, Clinton seized the closest thing he could lay his hands on to in an attempt to rehabilate his dropping pollaganda numbers, Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak. What a bummer for the Egyptian, who played the part of the dumb straight-man, as Clinton clowned his way through a phoney press conference on Thursday, where all the questions were either softballs or laughed off, and/or rationalized.

Clinton did manage a Freudian slip; or just foot in mouth disease, after spending too much time in the corridor off the Oval Office. He talked like Hillary had been programming in his answers on the Palestinians, and their wish for their own statehood.

Clinton actually had the audacity to say, at the press conference, though there could be no doubts that he had his fingers crossed behind the podium, where you couldn't see them, " I would like it if the Palestinian people felt free and were free to live wherever they like, wherever they want to live ". Not satisfied with only a cryptic reference, he praised Arafat's organization of thugs, with, " a settlement between Israel and Arafat's Palestinian Authority is also the best way for Palestinians to shape their own future on their own land ". Oh man, look out. Israel is going to be the next Yugoslavia, if we are not careful. I thought it was all a bizarre comedy routine, when Mubarak went on about Israeli seetlements and how horrible it was for Israel to retaliate against Lebanon. But after Clinton said Israel was guilty of " unilateral actions ", I knew the jig was up?

Clinton always declares crap like, " We now have a real chance to move the peace process forward in the Middle East ", at events like these, when he hasn't done anything but a few pollaganda photo opportunities. He just keeps repeating that tired old campaign-like tactic of promising everything to the people you happen to be with at the time, and then ' lie, deny and stick to it ' , later.

The Israelis went ballistic, including this one-liner by Barak, " This is apparently a misunderstanding, and the ( Clinton ) administration should clarify its position and correct it ". After associating with Clinton a couple of times, Barak will not be so tame in his responses. It was reported that Barak called Yasser Arafat to make sure he understood that, he ( Barak ), took sharp exception today to what he saw as Clinton's suggestion that Palestinian refugees should be able to return to homes left behind when Irael was created in 1948.

The only temporary winners are the arabs, the Palestinians and the PLO, the Muslims; you know, like Hamas, Islamic Jihad, Hezbollah and the Kosovo Liberation Army ( UCK ). These dogs have unlimited access to " Terrorist International Airport " at Gaza; so kiss any security in that region good-bye, folks.

- Bongo ( Beg for some knee-pads? )


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Updated ( 7-3-99 )
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