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Frantic Friday!

It's Friday the 13th and hold on to your hats ( or helmets, if you are an Iraqi ).

1) Webb Hubbell gets reindicted. This time, no commie judge can through it out on the grounds that Starr was going beyond his jurisdiction. The Whitehouse talking heads were very fond of lying about this in the past and insinuating that it was thrown out because there was no evidence. On the contrary, I believe the allegations of tax evasion are right there in black and white; this time, though, it is reported that lying and fraud in the Whitewater case are the issues. Webb will be going back to jail, and I hope for a long time. He is the worst form of criminal, short of a mass murderer. As a crooked lawyer, he violated the sacred trust of his clients. As a witness in the Whitewater case, he recieved hush money and clammed up real quick, as soon as his plea bargain was accepted. In the six months between his conviction and beginning his jail sentence, he recieved more money than he ever had before in his entire life ( 700,000+ dollars, I believe )!

2) Iraq tries to weasel out of possible military action. Saddam goes on Iraqi television and pleads that he will entertain any negotiations that mention a date when sanctions will be lifted. Yeah, right...fat chance of that. This happened just after he met with officials from Russia. Kofi Annan is not buying it. If Clinton allows this phoney negotiation to take place, we will know that he has truely turned to the dark side ( or is ' wagging the dog ' again ). I heard it reported that Saddam has only bought himself 24 hours with this charade!

3) Clinton settles Paula Jones lawsuit. Reportedly Paula will be getting 850,000 dollars, but no apology. We will see if this really happens. I don't believe that his insurance policy will actually cover this settlement. I believe that this is a clear admission of Clinton's guilt!

4) Independant Counsel Kenneth Starr drops off two boxes of information on the Kathleen Wiley case, at the House of Representitives. Will the House Judiciary Committee release this latest information to the public? Will these allegations be added to the OIC Impeachment Referral or House Articles of Impeachment?

Sometimes, just surviving a Friday the 13th without any broken bones or damaged property, seems like a miracle!

- Bongo ( TGIF? )


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Updated ( 11-14-98 )
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