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I could forgive Bill Clinton if...

To err is human, but to forgive is divine?

I could forgive Bill Clinton for his amateurish Whitehouse staff, if he hadn't brought the cronies from Little Rock.

I could forgive Bill Clinton for lying about Gennifer Flowers, if he had left Kathleen Willey alone.

I could forgive Bill Clinton about Kathleen Willey, if he had left Monica Lewinsky alone.

I could forgive Bill Clinton for Monica Lewinsky, if he hadn't wagged his finger, while denying it to us on television.

I could forgive Bill Clinton about Whitewater, if he had not annexed Utah coal land for the benefit of The Lippo Group.

I could forgive Bill Clinton about the 1,000 FBI files, if they hadn't released Linda Tripp's file.

I could forgive Bill Clinton for campaign finance abuses, if he didn't rent out the Lincoln Bedroom.

I could forgive Bill Clinton for accepting foreign money, if he hadn't given sensitive technology to the Red Chinese.

I could forgive Bill Clinton for firing the Whitehouse Travel Office, if he hadn't tried to put in a good friend's private firm.

I could forgive Bill Clinton for dodging the draft, if he hadn't feminized and defanged the military.

I could forgive Bill Clinton for creating UN zones on our sovereign territory, if he would resign.

I could forgive Bill Clinton for his non-foreign policy, if he would just start building a ballistic missile defense system.

I could forgive Bill Clinton for " I didn't inhale ", if he had come clean like Newt Gingrich did, about taking LSD.

I could forgive Bill Clinton for populating the Whitehouse with mostly far left wingers, but he fired David Gergen.

I could forgive Bill Clinton for populating the Whitehouse with mostly far left wingers, but he hired Lanny Davis.

I could forgive Bill Clinton for politicizing the Department of Justice, but he appointed Janet Reno as Attorney General.

I could forgive Bill Clinton for smearing the opposition, but the stonewalling steamroller continues.

- Bongo ( I can't forgive Bill Clinton for the damage he has done to the office of the President. )


Opinions expressed here are those of the individuals themselves; and may not necessarily reflect those of BONGO'S FALLOUT SHELTER.

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Updated ( 8-13-98 )
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